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 Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:57 pm
Heres one for ya'll
your mamas so dumb she sits on the T,V and watches the couch.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:24 am
Your mom is so fat, in the first grade she sat next to everybody =]
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:37 pm
I found this one on a picture somewhere online but since it was funny I'll say it anyways:
Your mom is so fat, even Naruto can't believe it rofl
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 1:11 am
Your mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV you miss three commercials.
Your mama's like a brick, flat, dirty and always being laid by Mexicans.
xD
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:35 am
Yo mama is so,so,so,so,so fat because she sits on everyone and farted on them
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:25 pm
These ones are old, but whatever..
Your mama is so fat i ran arounf her twice and i got lost
Your mama is so stupid she ran into a parked car
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:10 am
rofl theyre all so funny I wish I was funny xDD
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:08 pm
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looked at a map, she saw ppl waving
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Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 2:29 pm
I saw this on one of my little brother's tv shows:
Yo momma's so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and they said, "sorry, no professionals!"
stare
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:45 pm
I can think of a few.
Your mama is just like a big mac,full of fat and only worth $1.
Your mama is so fat I had to take a train,a plane, and two busses just to get on her good side.
Your mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Your mama so stupid she could get locked in a grecery store andstarve to death!
The boy who sat next to me in class last year was alway telling me these.It got on my nerves.So I askedthe teacher to move me,and she did >3.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:03 pm
Jamie Of Spades Your mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV you miss three commercials.
Your mama's like a brick, flat, dirty and always being laid by Mexicans.
xD i like the second 1 lol xd nd im mexican
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:07 pm
SweetPrincess_Q Yo mama is so,so,so,so,so fat because she sits on everyone and farted on them
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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:00 pm
Catherine has one! My brother used to say this one and I was like "Dude, she's your momma too...." Anyways It's:
Your momma's so old that when God said 'let there be light', she said 'Thankyou lord! It sure was dark down here!'
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Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:08 am
Yo mammas so stupid she tried to put M&M's in Alphabetical order.
biggrin
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:48 am
SweetPrincess_Q Yo mama is so,so,so,so,so fat because she sits on everyone and farted on them That is the worst, most un-funniest joke EVER!
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