Help make this death worse

[Epic Flawless]

The eagle came again but with a family of eagles that kept attacking his skull.  

[leizlrox]

and then a hamburger fell on him  

[Jason Kharo]

Then a evil waffle crushed him  

[Gin no Tsubasa]

But then a Spiked metal ball with a bomb in it fall into his mouth.  

[HappyNippleFlicker]

And an insane razor blade took out his rage on every piece of flesh that it could get to.  

[Rorick_Kintana]

And a cobra attacked his neck.  

[leizlrox]

and then he saw a pirate and walked the spiky yet shiny plank pirate
i like shiny stuff  

[Rorick_Kintana]

And then a black hole opened up and shreaded him into bits.  

[Kai Ginryu]

then the black hole imploded blowing him up  

[RainnDropz]

And then an alien jumps out of the black hole and attacks him  

[Ichi06]

burns up it the atmosphere while falling back to earth  

[Kai Ginryu]

falls into the ocean and drowns.  

[The Ravenn King]

while hes drowning he gets eaten by jaws  

[Rsynexaea]

And with him in Jaws's tummy, there was a man who was a terrible singer  

[Rorick_Kintana]

And a fishing boat came along and sliced up jaws and everyone in him.