I'm a Genie, you get one wish...

[engineer-of-doom]

Granted. Unfortunately that means she realizes she needs to go to bed.

I wish for a warm bed.  

[lazy bonz]

Granted. You are a lizard sleeping on a warm rock in the sun.

I wish to give billions to worthy causes.  

[Willhellm]

you give millions of dollars to a save the children fund, but the idiot in chare get's shot and the money is stollen.

I wish that there where no idiots in the world  

[MsRoseLovingJo]

Granted, but all the men are gone. Sorry - it was just too tempting.

I wish I had a coco kitty.  

[lazy bonz]

MsRoseLovingJo

Granted, but all the men are gone. Sorry - it was just too tempting.

I wish I had a coco kitty.

rofl dramallama lol blaugh rofl

The coco kitty costs you everything you own. You have to use it to cover your nakedness.

I wish I was in better shape.  

[Hotaru Yamada]

Granted, however.. now you are muscle bound.. and can barely flex. What's worse is you scare others with your ungodly muscles and may never go on a date again.

I wish there was no need to sleep. (think of how much we could get done that way..)  

[Willhellm]

Twas a poof and thus thou shalt never need thine slumber again. BUT.... thy sanity shall forbode you and flee. 'causing you to reside in a mental institute for the remainder of your days.

kudo's to you

I wish I had abbility to blend in with the shadows  

[lazy bonz]

You blend in so well, you reside in the world of shadows, never taking solid form again.

I wish to meet more interesting people.  

[Redemption of Memories]

Granted but they stop talking to you one day

I wish to live in japan  

[A Bad Wolf]

Granted, have fun in your new home. Problem is it's a run down boring village and you fail at learning Japanese. (or if you already know it, you forgot everything.)

I wish I knew German fluintly.  

[MsRoseLovingJo]

Your wish is my command. But you are sent back to 1942 in a little hamlet in Germany and are from a Jewish family.


I wish I was as wise as Solomon.  

[Dark Death Psycho]

Granted. But there's no fun when you know anything.. So now you're bored

I wish for a bloodbath
 

[lazy bonz]

YES! You are taking a bath in the blood of the creatures from the ALIEN movies. It is so acidic, your body dissolves.

I wish for everyone to be kinder to each other.  

[MsRoseLovingJo]

we grant your wish but with nobody to be competative the olympics and the free market economy ceases to exist as well as all sporting events.


I wish I had the most beautiful singing voice in the world.  

[XxTrampledxX]

Granted. You sing so much you lose your voice perminatly.

I wish for a tree for my garden