THE FEAST OF KINGS - Cranberry Home Base

[AndrewBot]

*starts chanting* we have zphal girl, we have zphal girl  

[beaulolais]

i baptize thee with thigh meat.

it is very meat and right so to do.  

[WobbleJWeebles]

Feel the wrath of pie!!!!

*Throws a pie*

 

[beaulolais]

second helpings for you!  

[beaulolais]

thirds!  

[beaulolais]

here's a Cranberries song about chocolate!

*throws choco covered turkey bits*

But I try
And I sight
He didn't listen to you
I feel that way
Still I try
And I sight
He wouldn't understand me
I feel that way
But you're so young
And you don't get me now
I feel so guilty
And you are chocolate brown
Chocolate brown
I can make
Lot of love
I will make it up to you

[Chocolate Brown lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]
Chocolate brown
Still I learn
And I learn
There's so much to think about here
So much to lose
But it's just fine
And you don't see it now
Don't make me guilty
Please don't chocolate brown
Chocolate brown
I can make
Lot of love
I will make it up to you
Chocolate brown
Chocolate brown  

[Arachnakid]

Fly, my pretties, FLY!! *an entire flock of (living) turkeys converges on the unsuspecting Cranberries and pecks ferociously* twisted  

[beaulolais]

TFC =

Turkey
Fightin
Champs  

[Arachnakid]

*Chucks turkeys at random folks*  

[beaulolais]

hey, let's unbalance some more threads!

 

[chessiejo]

cranberries are naturally bitter so Ocean Spray adds lots of empty-calorie sugar.

rot your teeth and make you fat.  

[MameJenny]

I always liked the cranberries the best. My mom makes them just right. *Looks around for bouquets in my inventory*  

[Parisian Loafer]

PIE!
:pumpkin-pies the base:  

[sizzling snowflake]

beaulolais

hey, let's unbalance some more threads!

haha. cheese_whine