Kite's Return to "The World": my fanfic-- also AnimeGrunties

[Mad Haru]

meh.
I'm getting lazier as summer gets nearer, so, as much as I hate to do this, filler in the form as Deidara as a grunty.

I hate myself for giving in to the filler lifestyle.  

[Mad Haru]

I have overcome my crippling laziness!
yokaiy's gonna like this part, it has Zelkova! yays!

the young man turned on his computer.
he noticed that he had new mail.
opening his mail center, he saw the mail was from someone called 'Zelkova'.
"Who's Zelkova?" the young man wondered aloud.
the mail, once he opened it, read-
'Dear Saya,

Haseo has informed me that you have joined his guild.
however, since it's not in any of the formal Root Towns, I have hacked your Character so you can go to a place known as 'Net Slum'.
when you log in, you will find yourself in Net Slum.
I'll meet you there, and we can meet each other in person.

Sincerely,
Zelkova.'  

[yokaiy]

Woot! Zelky~! XD  

[Mad Haru]

gah!
due to my constant slacking throughout the year, I've failed biology and must go to summer school!
thus, updates will be even more infrequent, if at all!  

[Mad Haru]

okay, this time I have a valid reason for not posting, and it sure as hell ain't laziness.
I'm suffering from writer's block, big-time.
and so, as filler, you get to see how good I look~!
yes, I HAVE always wanted to say that.  

[Sylabus]

I bet you have lol  

[Mad Haru]

you're just jealous of my pimpin' top hat.  

[Naparo]

you know what, i am officialy bored haru, i read yer fanfic, and if ya want yer deathnote books back, try and take'm.  

[Mad Haru]

you say that, but where are my Death Note books now?
eat it, Nap.  

[Mad Haru]

I'm back....
OF THE FUNK!
IN AMERICA!
and, ummm....
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!

Atoli responded, "wow! you played R:1?"
"yup! I sure did!" Saya responded. "by the way, why is Canard in Net Slum?"
"Oh! that's right!" Silabus said, as if remembering something. "Net Slum is a 'server' for hackers and Vagrant AIs. we used it when the normal Root Towns were inaccessable due to something known as 'Cubia'."
"Cubia?" Saya asked, surprised.
"yes, it's a monster that shouldn't have existed in 'The World', and was the anti-existence of 'Epitaph Users', players with extraordinary powers, beyond those of normal ones." Atoli answered.
"Epitaph Users?" Saya asked.
"have you heard of the 'Eight Phases of Morganna'?" Atoli asked him.
"You mean, Skeith, Innis, Magus, Fidchell, Macha, Gorre, Tarvos, and Corbenik? yes, I know of them, why?" Saya asked.
"the Epitaph Users were players given the power to control the eight phases, in an experiment by CC Corp. I'm not certain why they did it, and, I'm not sure what they intended to get out of it, but I was the Innis Epitaph User, Haseo was the Skeith Epitaph User, so you know two already!"
Silabus gasped.
"you never told us about this!" he said, surprised.
"oh. it was classified until just recently. sorry. ^-^;" Atoli responded.
"hate to be rude, but are we going on a quest yet?" Saya said, getting slightly impatient.
"oh, right! sorry! on the count of three, whoever says 'party leader' first, gets to be party leader!" Silabus says.
"one.....two.....three!"
"PARTY LEADER!" Silabus says first.
"okay, party leader, where to?" Atoli asks.
"Submissive Tradgedy's 1000 Oaks!" Silabus says.
"okay, let's go!" Saya says, excitedly.
"warp!" Silabus says, and they do.

I need inspiration, this part sucked.  

[yokaiy]

I love how no one questions Saya's ability to pull the names of the phases out of his a** like that. XD

Naw, I kid. I'm enjoying this a lot~ :3  

[Mad Haru]

how would the names of the phases fit up his a**?
and anyone can name the phases if they've read The Epitaph of Twilight, it's not too uncommon.
I think.  

[yokaiy]

Well, seeing as they're just words, I'd think fitting them up there wouldn't be too hard so long as the font is small enough. ._. And it's just that even people who were familiar with the epitaph might not know the names so well, since the epitaph's in pieces and Kite had to go all the way to a protected area to get the names from Wiseman so long ago. But don't mind me, it's just a thought anyway. ^_^  

[Mad Haru]

I can explain it all.
Saya... is a trivia addict!
I think...
as far as anyone knows.