Your Own Quotes

[Ginmarui]

Holy Jam and Cheese. My saying of the week  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

"Oink oink. I'm a zebra!"

Came up with this year before last and it's become a joke between me and my friends since then.  

[Nephthys22]

Devastation, Obliteration.
Are all in a part of exacerbation.

"People of the Peoply kind"

I think I first said it to say that everyone hated me. My friend asked what kind of people and I came up with the peoply kind *nods* it works well ^^

Now I just say it randomly to freak people mrgreen

~Nephthys

There's no explaining my situation.
Why does s**t keep happening to me?

 

[Speedira]

"Hi Grampa!!!" x3333
I said that all week to my friend and he said "I'm not your grampa!!" like an old man.

what me and him usually say to the dumb dumbs who ALWAYS ask this same Q after we told them a million times "WE ARE NOT BF OR GF!!!!!!" scream and they still ask,apparently they want to hear "YES!" instead of "NO!" stare  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

"why yes, it is..."

I say this to ppl every time they offer me something

example:

"Tea?"

"Why yes, it is......"



another quote: "Get'em! bite his leg off!!!"

I say this to my useless little puppy everytime he runs over to sniff at and lick on ppl when they walk in the room.......  

[crazy pixie lady]

"PENNY!!! "

i started saying this one day when i found about 25 pennys on the ground and i've said it ever since...  

[Pure Rose Artemis]

Hug an emo!

I said this when something funny at school happened. The majority of my friends came to class with these t-shirts (you know the ones with those depressing quotes, I'll bite, they were cute though) that made you think.. so I shouted out that particular comment. The teacher and all the students stared at me till I burst out laughing and was sent out side!  

[Lily127]

"OMG! You dont say?" is what I say when someone asks a stupid question.

EX:
Are you gonna go to the Spring Dance?

OMG You dont say?

It annoys people.....  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

whoa whoa (pronounced who uh who uh)

a friend of mine whom I shall call Sparky came up with it and I just fell in love with that...those words...  

[Pepita3]

"HOLY FLIPPIN' CRAP ninja exclaim "

I say this many many many times during well all the time I feel should be said xd  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

"Did you just Rick Roll me in Latin?"

Said after a friend posted a message(which was the Rick Roll in Latin).

Also "Grandma likes kids. *wink wink*" and "WHAT THE F? Why is Mr. Seahorse upside-down?!?"

Said in library class when me and my friends had nothing to do but read baby books. We found the book "Grandma Gets Grumpy" and "Mr. Seahorse". The former is messed up. Really badly. We also read some lines suggestively. My friend Paul also read Rikki-Tikki-Tembo with an Asian accent. xD  

[kyttie_kurai]

So how bout them dinosaurs?

Responses:

The t-rex is angry cuz he can't jack off, but the brontasauras is having fun.
The t-rex is angry because he can't pick his nose.

This has been a running joke between my friends and I for about 4 years now, and we use it almost daily. (it got started in a moment of awkward silence)  

[kyttie_kurai]

Konichiwa Niinjiing!

I say this alot to people who don't know jap... there's just something about calling a person a vegetable and them accepting it that's oh so funny.  

[Garynook]

"Hug me I'm huggable!" why? "Well, I am squishy, I am warm, I hug back, I stroke your back whilst doing so, I am big but not too big that you can't fully close your arms around me" -=gets hugged=- I love hugs so I decided to give reason to why people should hug me.  

[anime_gurl_7007]

Haha, I was trying to explain something to a friend of mine and wound up saying, "It's like the way A comes after B, except A doesn't come after B." I was trying to say that is was like the way B comes after A, but I wound up switching it around. xd I don't use it often, but I think it's hilarious!