scenes from a hat

[Astronian]

*rolls over* why do always get the ugly ones?  

[Daltana]

I don't usually say much, just sing karoke very badly.  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

thinkg youd never do in bed  

[Isbjorn]

something involving a blindfold and a goat.  

[Daltana]

I really gotta think about that one.
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How about something involving marshmallow cream, syrup, honey, and chocolate fudge. Would be too much of a mess to clean up.  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Take a bath.  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

Things not to do at a feuneral  

[Lynette_Tigerkitten]

laugh  

[Daltana]

Sneak into the funeral procession to get through traffic.  

[Arkann]

Punch the body in the casket and yell, "Ha! No tag backs!"

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Ask the widow,"Sooooo... doing anything tonight?"  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

things that make you ask "too soon?"  

[Bode_Well]

"So now that your wife is dead, you wanna go out sometime?"  

[Katilys Heartsong]

asks cabbie to stop for a drink on the way home from the rehab center  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

unlikely autobiographies  

[Niede]

Hitler: My life of loving other people