Relm of the Bizarre

[Cain Wolfbane]

*The dimention turns cyan with turquous splotches as the water rises* We should move.
Joe- I'm gonna drown! gonk  

[Methodless Madness]

She smiled and floated on her back.  

[Cain Wolfbane]

*pulls a rubber raft out of the pocket of my pants for Joe* Is anyone even slightly confused by the baracudda that cant swim?
Joe-shut up stare  

[Methodless Madness]

"Actually I am. What are the rules again?" she asked Jin. "OOOOH! BARRACUDA!" she sang.  

[Cain Wolfbane]

I didn't know it was random song time! "Dance dance! We're falling apart to half time! Dance dance! These are lives you'd love to lead! Dance, this is is the way they'd love if they knew how misery loved meeee!"  

[Methodless Madness]

She sat down on a bench that appeared out of nowhere, a faraway look on her face as she began to play a guitar. "How many wasted days, wasted nights on you? I can't even count that high, haven't I tried to? To me you're everything except for miine. And it's simply, it's simply not true..." she trailed off, looking embarrassed.
((All Over You by The Ditty Bops))  

[Cain Wolfbane]

The night Santa went crazy! The night Kris Kringle went nuts! Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole without stepping in reindeer guts!  

[Methodless Madness]

"Grandma got run-over by a reindeer walking home from our house Christmas Eve. People say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe!" she sang at the top of her lungs.  

[Cain Wolfbane]

Why are we singing random songs? Did you forget about the flooding? *the dimention goes blood red with streaks of black and fires and earthquakes happen at the introduction of logical thought to the relm*  

[Methodless Madness]

"0H N035!!!!!!11" she cried. "H0W D03S W3 G37 0U7??"  

[Cain Wolfbane]

I know exactly how to stop this, all you need to do is get eaten by the yeti of weirdness, recite the Latin alphabet backwards, summon the break dancing kitty, climb Mount Everest while wearing a salami on your head, blow up Pluto, give me $50, and sing the Oscar Meyers songs for hotdogs and bologna!  

[Methodless Madness]

"R U CEREAL?" she texted him with her shiny phone before accidentally hitting the "You're an idiot" selection on the texting menu. "OOOH! Shiny." she murmured tilting the phone in her hands so that it glinted in the sunlight.