Vending Machine Game

[Taydam]

You get you life back
*inserts quarter*  

[Le Scratch]

You get a pair of platform shoes.

*Inserts a quarter*  

[Taydam]

You get a hooker
*inserts quarter*  

[Le Scratch]

The hooker didn't like me so you get her instead.

*Inserts a quarter*  

[Taydam]

You get my family
*inserts quarter*  

[Le Scratch]

Ouch >.o
You get a brownie.

*Inserts a quarter*  

[Taydam]

You get to go on my diet with me
*inserts quarter*  

[373s8f5789d30]

You got a bunny rabbit.

-inserts quarter-

let's see what the magical vending machine will give me.  

[Taydam]

Thanks so much for the bunny rabbit I've always wanted one!
Since you're kick-a** you get the best girlfriend EVER
*inserts quarter*  

[Le Scratch]

You get a whip. oO

*Inserts a quarter*  

[Taydam]

You get whipped cream
*inserts quarter*  

[Le Scratch]

You get Hershey's syrup.

Edit: *Inserts a quarter* Nearly forgot it XD  

[Taydam]

You get a banana
*inserts quarter*  

[Le Scratch]

You get ice cream.

*Inserts a quarter*

Hey, we made a banana split xD