CrAzY_Red: The Queen of Awful Poetry

[Felix Avis]

You should write a poem about fireballs falling from the sky. 3nodding  

[Kirksome]

xd  

[Felix Avis]

Now write a Christmas poem- WITHOUT CHEESE! scream blaugh wink  

[Kirksome]

Wait... is that a poem about Christmas without cheese, or a poem about Christmas not involving cheese, because I don't think I can do the latter.  

[Felix Avis]

Just do a poem about Christmas, and don't say anything about cheese.  

[Kirksome]

gonk What? You really want me to do that? Fine, but you need to tell me if you want rhyme or not.  

[Felix Avis]

xp Now you're just stalling.
Yes, rhyme all you want.  

[Kirksome]

No, actually, since you're suggesting the topic, YOU need to tell me the details. I'm actually pretty pumped to start writing!  

[Felix Avis]

Ooh, nice! I especially like the last couple lines. 3nodding  

[Kirksome]

FLAFLFALRALRFALLFASLDFL. I NEVER REALIZED HOW WRETCHED IT ALL IS. rofl  

[Felix Avis]

Wretched it may be to you, but epic it is to me!!!  

[Felix Avis]

You should write a poem about cheese, potatoes, and fat unicorns.  

[Felix Avis]

And by fat unicorns, I mean rhinos.  

[Kirksome]

So... cheese, potatoes, and rhinos? There is absolutely no way I can include the fat unicorns?  

[Felix Avis]

...Fat unicorns ARE rhinos.