The Corrupt Wish Game.

[Chaotic Malfunction]

Granted, but once you like it, everyone absolutely hates you.
I wish I didn't have to go to school...

 

[Sayurixchan]

D:

You don't! So now you're forced to work as the drive-thru man at McDonalds for the rest of your life.

I wish it would rain.  

[Della Ilisia]

Granted, but then it rains so much that everything is flooded.
Wish private school wasn't so damn expensive.  

[Sayurixchan]

The price decreases, but so does the quality of the education and the facilities.

I wish I was never tired.  

[Della Ilisia]

Granted, but everything thinks that you are too hyperactive and they disown you.

I wish the weather stays warm like it is. 63 fahrenheit is pleasant.  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

The weather stays warm and you begin to grow scales and turn cold-blooded.
I wish I knew everything.

 

[Sayurixchan]

Granted, but your head is constantly throbbing, giving you a constant headache and you think ten times as slow due to the massive overload of information.

I wish college procedures weren't so complicated and were actually understandable to the average person.  

[patriciagreen95]

the college procedures become easier but you dont get a good job after graguating from college because it's reputation went into the dumps

i wish i didn't have 2 stalkers gonk  

[Sayurixchan]

Granted, but the two stalkers turned out to be some undercover game show host about to give you millions of dollars. They forget about you and give it to the person you hate most.

I wish it was Friday.  

[patriciagreen95]

granted but you have a ~pop midterm exam~ and flunk out of school

i wish i could draw stressed  

[Sayurixchan]

You can draw...just not well.

I wish I get a good grade on my test today.  

[Della Ilisia]

You get the only good grade in the class and the teacher thinks you cheated so she gets you suspended.
Wish I win my music competition.  

[Sayurixchan]

Granted, but the other competitors were a lot younger than you so it was barely an accomplishment.

I wish I didn't feel so sick-ish.  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

Granted but once you feel well, everyone else around you gets sick.
I wish I would get some Valentines on here. >:V

 

[Sayurixchan]

Granted! But they're all creepy...-runs off to send another creepy valentine-

I wish...my hair was longer.