Alphabet Sentance Conversation... Thing

[Zrinn]

"Make me hurt him you cannot," said Yoda patiently.  

[Sayurixchan]

"No! Don't hurt me!" the Jew says frightened. "What did I ever do? I just came in for a drink."  

[J-ACE A-STAR]

"Must we always make fun of a Jew?" says Jesus.  

[Sayurixchan]

stare M does not come after N...what now? I guess I'll do N again?

Nerds suddenly come bursting through the door.  

[patriciagreen95]

obviously, they weren't regulars but they seemed a little too friendly with the bartender...  

[Sayurixchan]

"Pardon me," one of the nerds says standing on top of a barstool. "Can I have everyone's attention?"  

[Teh K a a C h a n]

Questioningly, everyone turned to look at the nerds, wondering why they were in the bar.  

[Mradhampir]

"Rough times for nerds, evil they have endured," said Yoda  

[xxPEACHFUZZ]

Suddenly Darth Vader bursts in the door with a spatual...intending to kill the nerds and Yoda. XD  

[patriciagreen95]

"time has run out for you nerds~" darth vader shouts.  

[xxPEACHFUZZ]

"Ugly masked man you are" Says Yoda.  

[Mradhampir]

"ugh" said Darth Vadar, "enough with the ugly jokes, its Obi-Wans fault," (two turns until X... GOOD LUCK!!!)  

[Sayurixchan]

"Victory is ours!" the nerds cry out.  

[Mradhampir]

"whoa," replied Vadar,"who said i was done with you?" (good luck...)  

[Sayurixchan]

Xerxes, king of Persia, bursts through the door with a few hundred mutant soldiers. "Kill everyone but the nerds!" he exclaims.