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 Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:39 am
Granted, but now you're allergic to everything else in the air.
I wish...I had less course work. >:
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:20 am
Granted, you have less coursework, but now you must feel the stress of EVERYONE ELSES course work.
I wish I wasn't sick. emo
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:37 am
Granted, you die.
I wish I was a little bit taller
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:02 am
Granted, but your legs will have to be amputated after a tragic car accident.
I wish my stomach was toned.
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:25 am
Granted, but all that excess fat goes directly to your eyelids.
I wish I knew how to tune my Kora.
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:32 am
rofl heart
Granted, but your Kora will break into a million pieces when you go to tune it.
I wish to be better for Paddy's Day.
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:03 am
You will be, but your entire family will die as a result.
I wish that my grandfather's cancer goes away.
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:07 pm
I'm sorry, Zahmen, but these wishes aren't really getting granted.
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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:22 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:22 pm
SWFTWLF Granted, you die. I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller? ZALMAN: Ok but he gets the AIDS and the Leprosy and the Gay all at once. I wish I could shoot LAZORZ from my eyes.
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Quotable Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:29 pm
Granted, but whatever you look at dies. >:
and sunglasses don't help.
I wish I was a nurse already.
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:24 pm
Felin - Haha, someone got 'er, yup. <3
Fig - Granted, but you kill your first patient, an elderly diabetic woman, with too much insulin, and get the living s**t sued out of you for malpractice; the doctor that you were assisting personally makes sure "it looks like an accident" went they find you in a second-floor laundry shoot.
I wish I could be deemed worthy for Uroboros.
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:48 pm
Granted.
But since no one knew what Uroboros actually does when it is not rejected, it turns you into a dwarf with a bad lisp, whose only cool power is the ability to ooze tar every other hour or so.
I wish I could drive.
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:18 pm
Granted, but the day after you learn, all cars are outlawed on penalty of death by crazy, tree-hugging liberals.
I wish I could afford my first house already.
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:09 pm
Granted, but there are no houses for sale.
I wish I had some grape soda.
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