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 Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 5:20 pm
Othello- Black people get jealous easily, so you should use this to your advantage.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:43 pm
Hamlet - Everyone hates you. Kill them all before they kill you.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:42 pm
This is England: Don't go to England
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:54 pm
Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Skipping school is a-okay, as long as your parents never find out!
(I actually did stuff like this in 7th grade. I skipped an entire month of class.)
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 11:06 am
ADD Moose This is England: Don't go to England
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:50 am
300 - The best armor is bare skin, your [very likely brass] balls flapping in the wind, and a cape.
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:06 pm
Wuthering Heights- If the woman you love doesn't marry you, you should go out of your way to be a d**k to her husband. Because after he's dead you can ******** her dead body without him knowing.
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:41 pm
Snatch - I ******** hate Pikeys.
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:00 pm
Walden - Civilization sucks, so the only solution is to become a hermit.
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:25 pm
The Taking by Dean Koontz: If you're not a kid or a doctor or a doggie, you die.
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:42 am
The Nanny: Be obnoxious, nagging, and have giant ******** hair.. and after a few seasons you get everything you want.
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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:02 am
Neuromancer: For the love of god, no, you do not know kung fu.
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:24 pm
Stravaganza: Brain cancer gives you the ability to travel betwen dimensions and makes you irresistable to medival Venitian women.
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:53 pm
The Portrait of Dorian Gray: Suicide is your only option.
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:23 am
A Streetcar Named Desire- It's okay if your husband abuses your sister. After all, she's only a woman.
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