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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:27 pm
Action Movie Hero Girl What kind of pants does Mario wear? DENIM, DENIM, DENIM. This made me laugh way too hard.
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:33 pm
Two hunters, Jim and Dave, were out hunting when Dave falls to the ground unexpectedly. Jim gets Dave's cell phone to call 911.
A few seconds later, an operator answers; Jim tells her, "Ma'am, I think my friend might be dead, he needs help!"
The operator responds, "Well, sir, could you make sure that he's actually dead?" A moment later, she hears the sound of a gunshot, followed by, "Alright, what now?"
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:50 am
Zelkiiro Two hunters, Jim and Dave, were out hunting when Dave falls to the ground unexpectedly. Jim gets Dave's cell phone to call 911. A few seconds later, an operator answers; Jim tells her, "Ma'am, I think my friend might be dead, he needs help!" The operator responds, "Well, sir, could you make sure that he's actually dead?" A moment later, she hears the sound of a gunshot, followed by, "Alright, what now?" This was actually proven to be the World's funniest joke.
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