jokes

[Gu14]

Yo mama jokes are so funny!

Yo mama so fat, she is on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so stupid, your dad came in and said, "It's chilly outside!" And she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.

My friend doesn't understand the, "Yo mama so ugly she joined an ugly contest and they said, "Sorry, no proffesionals!"  

[Gu14]

My friend made up one that goes, "Yo mama so fat, she drowned in the ocean and the whales said, 'Hooray! Our queen has returned!'"  

[Bastoy]

Rin128563

MAGNUM777

*In a sophisticated english voice*

Your mother is much like a TV, anyone can turn her on.

lol that was funny biggrin

that was seriously funny  

[x-R3tard3d Puta]

yo mama so fat tht wen king kong raped her his d**k cudnt fit xDDDDD
yo mama so stupid she humps the ground 2 wipe her dirty a** o.o  

[oVenom waz here v10]

Yo momma Jokes

Yo momma so stupid she got fired from the M&M company because she threw away all the W's

Yo momma so fat she got on a scale and it said "to be continued"  

[vampire_angelz]

yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a goldfish
yo mama so fat when she was telling me her weight i thought she gave me her mobile number
yo mama so stupid she triped over a cordless phone


i only like one knock knock joke, the one below


knock knock ** whos there ** yo mama **yo mama who?** WHAT YOU DONT KNOW WHO YO MAMA IS? BOY U GONNA GET A WOOPIN


**that was random**  

[EzeKiels_Insanity]

Neuro Nougami-21

Rin128563

MAGNUM777

*In a sophisticated english voice*

Your mother is much like a TV, anyone can turn her on.

lol that was funny biggrin

that was seriously funny

blaugh blaugh
Epic!! made me LOL!!
Yo mama so ugly, that the mirror broke itself with a hammer!!
Yo mama so stupid that she had to hump a camel just to see its humps.
Yo mama so dirty that even a hobo wont date her
Yo mama so naughty that even a Computer turns on for herXD  

[EzeKiels_Insanity]

Yo mama so ugly, that when she joined facebook the site crashed XD
Yo mama so stupid that she baked apples with a fire extinguisher
Yo mama so fat, when the world lost its gravity she was still going to hell xD
Yo mama so poor that she couldn't even buy her pride xD
Yo mama so stinky, rats won't even nibble on her left overs XD
Yo mama old that her first pet was a t-rex XD

*knock knock*. . Who's there?
Yo daddy!! . .. YO daddy who??
Yo child this is your daddy!! Ima bust your a** for this child!!  

[oVenom waz here v10]

Yo mama so fat she stood on a scale and said to be continued  

[Pimpin Out Hea]

I HAVE A JOKE

a fat farmer was in the cr trying to flush his s**t when suddenly the toiletbowl broke and bursted. the s**t flooded into the wheatfields then POOF it bcame koko krunch!  

[Chaotic Gay]

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!  

[Kitsune Lanhei]

Yo Mama jokes.


Not a Yo Mama

A crew member came up to the captain of the ship and said: "Sir! There's an enemy ship on the horizon!"The captain says: "Bring me my red shirt!" About an hour later, that same crew member comes up to the captain and says: "Sir, why did you want me to bring you a red shirt?" The captain replies: "So that if I was shot, the men wouldn't know it and would keep fighting." A few days later that same crew member comes up to he captain and says: Sir! There's an enemy fleet on the horizon!" The captain replies: "Bring me my brown pants!"  

[Obscene Melon]

Yo mama's so dirty, while they cocked, she blowed  

[-Magical Glider-]

Whiteknight01

Yo momma jokes
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

i like that one!!!  

[-Magical Glider-]

Kitsune Lanhei

Yo Mama jokes.


Not a Yo Mama

A crew member came up to the captain of the ship and said: "Sir! There's an enemy ship on the horizon!"The captain says: "Bring me my red shirt!" About an hour later, that same crew member comes up to the captain and says: "Sir, why did you want me to bring you a red shirt?" The captain replies: "So that if I was shot, the men wouldn't know it and would keep fighting." A few days later that same crew member comes up to he captain and says: Sir! There's an enemy fleet on the horizon!" The captain replies: "Bring me my brown pants!"

lolololol i have to tell that to my friends