Tell a lie about the person above you~

[wonhoney]

You're a piece of bacon just like me. blaugh
I will change now.
Is smartness a word? I think it is, but everyone I know says it's not. confused  

[ii-StAy GeEkEd Up]

you're a DOMO!  

[Verix Vortec]

Tastes like turkey.  

[Ninchee]

^ sells stolen thumbs on the black market.  

[justanothersomebody]

Is secretly a man in love with a woman who's actually a man in love with his brother who's a monkey.  

[King Haiti]

The person above me steals left socks from un-expecting noobs.  

[evilpoptart_lady]

the person above me ate all my cookies and will soon eat yours  

[X - my harlequin romance]

^ this person writes softcore porn novels and eats pennines to gain weight in football.^_^

 

[denxm_]

The person above is secretly a Man-Bear-Pig trying to taking over the world to steal our supply of Cheddar Cheese to save planet Munchskin from exploding into a bigger planet called Dounut.  

[JDBReaper]

XAngelic_MistX killed me  

[Livin It Up E]

^ Is a raging alcoholic who returns home every day to pummel a large stuffed teddy bear he thinks is his wife ,when in reality hes not married,and runs into his lawn to curl up naked and cry by the sprinklers.  

[i_LoVe_My_Ali_GiRl]

isnt a wanna be gangster  

[afandjegudiel]

is a wannabe gangster.  

[Flavored Taffy]

The person above me is actually the purple ninja-turtle from the magical wonders of the Candyland evil factory of llamas.  

[JDBReaper]

omg a icookie is the queen of monkeys