Crack meme

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Ffff. Mine was funny.

 

[User_19004509]

You're going to elementary school now! Whatever.
You made friends with: China
You ate lunch with: Greece
This person bullied you: Liechtenstein ( crying )

Now on to middle school! AWESOME!
You're late to class and you bump into: Iceland
They: Cry, begging you not to hurt them (... I would never ^_^ ... okay, maybe!)
You walk into class and the teacher is: Belgium
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Germany (>w<)
You have a crush on: Hungary (... wut)
This person has a crush on you: Switzerland (^^)

And now off to high school! Yay?
Who always fell asleep in class? Sweden
This person asked you out on a date: Korea (*fangirls*)
They took you to: A museum
Did you like your date? 44%
You got into a fight with: Russia (Hehehe... twisted )
Did you win? 33% (... darn)
This person confessed their love to you: Poland
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Iceland (Didn't I scare him??)
How well you did in high school: 59%

Now for your future! Is there any pasta in my future?
You dated this person at one point: Liechtenstein (Didn't she bully me?!)
But you married this person in the end: America (Whoo-hoo!! biggrin )
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Belarus (...)
Your spouse was cheating with: France (... why does that not surprise me neutral )
How do you react? Whatever. (Again... neutral )
You get a job and your co-worker is: Canada
You think your co-worker: Is scary (That's "invisibility" for you...)
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Iceland (... wth? confused )
You try to marry again, this time to: Austria
Do you like this new marrige? 68% ( whee )
Oh no! You died! How? Hungarian frying pan (... apparently, Hungary got jealous?)
Who missed you the most at your funeral? France (Yeah, you'd better! After cheating with him! stare )
Who was happy about your death? Estonia (*sniff sniff* ToT)
Who was secretly in love with you? Greece
So did you like your life? 57%  

[jellyfuku]

Name: Jessika
You're going to elementary school now!: NO, DON'T MAKE ME GO!
You made friends with: Switzerland
You ate lunch with: Hungary
This person bullied you: Canada
Now on to middle school! Whatever.
You're late to class and you bump into: Germania
They: Stare at you for a second, then walk away
You walk into class and the teacher is: Japan
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Turkey ( Creepy. D8; )
You have a crush on: Romano ( D'awwww. )
This person has a crush on you: Sealand
And now off to high school! Don't make me go!
Who always fell asleep in class? Russia ( Hangov-- Is that my Russia who just signed on? )
This person asked you out on a date: Sealand
They took you to: Nowhere, they never showed up ( ; ____ ; )
Did you like your date? 64% ( I like sitting alone? )



You got into a fight with: Taiwan
Did you win? 49%



This person confessed their love to you: Japan ( Wasn't he a teacher? )
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Finland (Aww. )
How well you did in high school: 29%



Now for your future! Whatever.
You dated this person at one point: Ukraine (Oh my! I love my little Ukraine! <3333 )
But you married this person in the end: Poland ( What about Liet..? )
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Seychelles ( How does she know? )
Your spouse was cheating with: America ( ********.. )
How do you react? *Is jealous*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Liechtenstein (dsbajkbs <3 )
You think your co-worker: Needs to be nicer ( She is so nice though. )
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Sealand ( YOU DON'T COME ON MY DATE AND THEN ROB ME? AGGGH. )
You try to marry again, this time to: Grandpa Rome (Lulz )
Do you like this new marrige? 14%



Oh no! You died! How? Poisoned pasta ( Friggen Italy. D; )
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Belarus ( Cuz I dated your sister? <3.. )
Who was happy about your death? Spain (Fuuuuu)
Who was secretly in love with you? Estonia ( D': )
So did you like your life? 66%
( Wow. What a fun life. )

 

[Chibitalia]

You're going to elementary school now! Aww...
You made friends with: Germany
You ate lunch with: England
This person bullied you: Romano
Now on to middle school! Okay!
You're late to class and you bump into: Poland
They: Quickly apologize and run off
You walk into class and the teacher is: Egypt
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Seychelles
You have a crush on: Sweden
This person has a crush on you: Latvia
And now off to high school! Can't I stay home?
Who always fell asleep in class? Cuba
This person asked you out on a date: Belarus
They took you to: The park
Did you like your date? 28%

You got into a fight with: Greece
Did you win?
66%

This person confessed their love to you: Latvia
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Spain
How well you did in high school:
14%

Now for your future! Whatever.
You dated this person at one point: Hong Kong
But you married this person in the end: Hong Kong
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Finland
Your spouse was cheating with: Lithuania
How do you react? *Is jealous*
You get a job and your co-worker is: America
You think your co-worker: Is scary
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Lithuania
You try to marry again, this time to: Belarus
Do you like this new marrige?
54%

Oh no! You died! How? You were murdered. All that was left behind was a Russian pipe...
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Cuba
Who was happy about your death? Finland
Who was secretly in love with you? Russia
So did you like your life?
37%

I thought the second half was the most amusing. XD  

[TwiShi]

You're going to elementary school now! Yay?
You made friends with: Germany [Woo!]
You ate lunch with: Lithuania
This person bullied you: Spain [D;]

Now on to middle school! AWESOME!
You're late to class and you bump into: Liechtenstein
They: Quickly apologize and run off [Yep, that's Liechtenstein]
You walk into class and the teacher is: Seychelles
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Holy Roman Empire
You have a crush on: Switzerland
This person has a crush on you: Hong Kong ['kay?]

And now off to high school! Don't make me go!
Who always fell asleep in class? N. Italy [Class cut into siesta?]
This person asked you out on a date: England
They took you to: McDonalds [I though you hated McDonalds...?]
Did you like your date? 53%
You got into a fight with: Spain [Is this a pattern?]
Did you win? 97% [Hahah]
This person confessed their love to you: Lithuania [Awww~]
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Prussia
How well you did in high school: 88%

Now for your future! Whatever.
You dated this person at one point: Greece
But you married this person in the end: Austria
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? China
Your spouse was cheating with: Spain [WTF SPAIN?]
How do you react? Whatever.
You get a job and your co-worker is: Russia
You think your co-worker: Needs to be nicer [Please don't kill me.]
Your home was just robbed! It was by: America [Geez, I knew the economy was bad, but stealing...?]
You try to marry again, this time to: Germany [Childhood friends ftw]
Do you like this new marrige? 89% [And Spain can have Austria. ;D]

Oh no! You died! How? Russian curse [... I knew it.]
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Liechtenstein
Who was happy about your death? Grandpa Rome [Romajii-chan...? Whhhyyy?]
Who was secretly in love with you? Spain [PLOT TWIST]
So did you like your life? 80%


... What the hell Spain? gonk  

[poptart fuse]

You're going to elementary school now! Aww...
You made friends with: Korea (haha, why not? :])
You ate lunch with: Korea
This person bullied you: Liechtenstein [i must be pretty pathetic xD]
Now on to middle school! Okay!
You're late to class and you bump into: Lithuania
They: Quickly apologize and run off
You walk into class and the teacher is: Chibitalia [...xDDD]
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Seychelles
You have a crush on: Belarus
This person has a crush on you: Romano
And now off to high school! Can't I stay home? [haha, so true]
Who always fell asleep in class? Switzerland [probably because he's up all the time, shooting at people]
This person asked you out on a date: Latvia
They took you to: An aquarium
Did you like your date?
23%
You got into a fight with: Turkey [rofl, he sensed the greek in me xD]
Did you win?
55%
This person confessed their love to you: Romano
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Cuba (for the free smokes, obviously ;p)
How well you did in high school:
84%
Now for your future! AWESOME!
You dated this person at one point: Liechtenstein
But you married this person in the end: Egypt
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Russia
Your spouse was cheating with: France (that man whore xD)
How do you react? Whatever.
You get a job and your co-worker is: Turkey (rofl)
You think your co-worker: Is boring
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Turkey (no surprise here ;] haha)
You try to marry again, this time to: Canada
Do you like this new marrige?
9%
Oh no! You died! How? Died of laughter after seeing Germany in a maid outfit (hahaha, who wouldn't?)
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Poland
Who was happy about your death? Grandpa Rome (...xD)
Who was secretly in love with you? Prussia
So did you like your life?
86%

Haha fun stuff. xd  

[nine-step waltz]

You're going to elementary school now! Yay?
You made friends with: Egypt
You ate lunch with: Latvia
This person bullied you: Germany
Now on to middle school! Whatever.
You're late to class and you bump into: China
They: Cry, begging you not to hurt them
You walk into class and the teacher is: Germania
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Spain
You have a crush on: Greece
This person has a crush on you: Seychelles
And now off to high school! Can't I stay home?
Who always fell asleep in class? Canada
This person asked you out on a date: Poland
They took you to: The park
Did you like your date?63%

You got into a fight with: Germania
Did you win?
91%
This person confessed their love to you: Romano
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Japan
How well you did in high school:
72%
Now for your future! Whatever.
You dated this person at one point: Chibitalia
But you married this person in the end: Prussia
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? China
Your spouse was cheating with: Liechtenstein
How do you react? I HATE YOU! *Beats up ex-spouse*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Grandpa Rome
You think your co-worker: Is scary
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Germany
You try to marry again, this time to: France
Do you like this new marrige?
83%
Oh no! You died! How? Hungarian frying pan
Who missed you the most at your funeral? N. Italy
Who was happy about your death? Canada
Who was secretly in love with you? Canada
So did you like your life? 33%  

[Cynical Purugly]

You're going to elementary school now! Do I have to go?
You made friends with: Austria
You ate lunch with: Liechtenstein
This person bullied you: Prussia (LOL. This doesn't suprise me.)
Now on to middle school! I don't wanna!
You're late to class and you bump into: Belarus
They: Ask if you're trying to pick a fight
You walk into class and the teacher is: Finland
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Canada
You have a crush on: Chibitalia
This person has a crush on you: Canada
And now off to high school! Don't make me go!
Who always fell asleep in class? England
This person asked you out on a date: Japan
They took you to: The park
Did you like your date? 24%



You got into a fight with: Greece
Did you win? 2%



This person confessed their love to you: Germania
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Seychelles
How well you did in high school: 12%



Now for your future! Is there any pasta in my future?
You dated this person at one point: Belarus
But you married this person in the end: Poland
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Holy Roman Empire
Your spouse was cheating with: Germany (OH DOITSU U!)
How do you react? *Is jealous*
You get a job and your co-worker is: America
You think your co-worker: Is mean
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Romano
You try to marry again, this time to: Latvia
Do you like this new marrige? 4%



Oh no! You died! How? Hungarian frying pan
Who missed you the most at your funeral? America
Who was happy about your death? Chibitalia (LOLWUT?!)
Who was secretly in love with you? Turkey
So did you like your life? 56%

Don't you just love life?

 

[preusterreich]

Name: Mizzy Jagger
You're going to elementary school now! Whatever.
You made friends with: Finland (I can imagine myself being pretty good friends with Tino.)
You ate lunch with: Hungary
This person bullied you: Poland
Now on to middle school! Okay!
You're late to class and you bump into: Korea
They: Blush and apologize shyly (More like "I invented being late to class!")
You walk into class and the teacher is: Canada
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Germany
You have a crush on: Hong Kong
This person has a crush on you: Sweden
And now off to high school! Don't make me go!
Who always fell asleep in class? Korea
This person asked you out on a date: Sweden
They took you to: The mall
Did you like your date? 8%
You got into a fight with: Greece
Did you win? 46%
This person confessed their love to you: Holy Roman Empire
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Chibitalia (SCANDALOUS)
How well you did in high school: 15%
Now for your future! Is there any pasta in my future?
You dated this person at one point: America
But you married this person in the end: N. Italy
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? China
Your spouse was cheating with: Romano (ITALY WAS CHEATING ON ME WITH ROMANO)
How do you react? Whatever.
You get a job and your co-worker is: Belarus
You think your co-worker: Needs to shut up (about that guy she wants to marry. xD)
Your home was just robbed! It was by: America
You try to marry again, this time to: Sweden
Do you like this new marriage? 19% (I find it sad that he loved me pretty much my whole life and I even married him, but I never liked his dates or marriage. ;-; )
Oh no! You died! How? English food (xD)
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Lithuania
Who was happy about your death? Prussia (GILBERT?! D=)
Who was secretly in love with you? China
So did you like your life? 100%

Poor Berwald... ;_;  

[Bearyboo_1994]

You're going to elementary school now! Do I have to go?
You made friends with: Belgium
You ate lunch with: Canada
This person bullied you: France
Now on to middle school! Okay!
You're late to class and you bump into: Germany
They: Quickly apologize and run off
You walk into class and the teacher is: America
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Germania
You have a crush on: Estonia
This person has a crush on you: France
And now off to high school! Yay?
Who always fell asleep in class? Sweden
This person asked you out on a date: Belarus
They took you to: A big fancy restaurant
Did you like your date? 1%



You got into a fight with: Hungary
Did you win? 44%



This person confessed their love to you: Korea
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Taiwan
How well you did in high school: 13%



Now for your future! Is there any pasta in my future?
You dated this person at one point: Seychelles
But you married this person in the end: Taiwan
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Greece
Your spouse was cheating with: China
How do you react? It's ok, I didn't like you either!
You get a job and your co-worker is: Iceland
You think your co-worker: Fails at this job
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Japan
You try to marry again, this time to: Canada
Do you like this new marrige? 22%



Oh no! You died! How? Poisoned pasta
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Sweden
Who was happy about your death? Lithuania
Who was secretly in love with you? China
So did you like your life? 33%

(China was who Taiwan cheated on me with but China was in love with me....WTF!)  

[Luckybug76]

I keep on getting a result that says one of the girls likes me...

I'm straight, dangit!! gonk  

[Etoile Alice]

You're going to elementary school now! Whatever.
You made friends with: Latvia
You ate lunch with: Greece
This person bullied you: Sweden
Now on to middle school! AWESOME!
You're late to class and you bump into: Turkey
They: Help you up and apologize with a blush on their face
You walk into class and the teacher is: Cuba
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Belarus
You have a crush on: China
This person has a crush on you: Iceland
And now off to high school! AWESOME!
Who always fell asleep in class? Lithuania
This person asked you out on a date: Japan
They took you to: The park
Did you like your date? 9%
You got into a fight with: Seychelles
Did you win? 67%
This person confessed their love to you: Belgium
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Austria
How well you did in high school: 11%
Now for your future! Is there any pasta in my future?
You dated this person at one point: Germania
But you married this person in the end: Russia
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? N. Italy
Your spouse was cheating with: Hungary
How do you react? HOW COULD YOU?! *Crys*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Iceland
You think your co-worker: Needs to shut up
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Belgium
You try to marry again, this time to: Lithuania
Do you like this new marriage? 49%
Oh no! You died! How? France
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Belarus
Who was happy about your death? Estonia
Who was secretly in love with you? England
So did you like your life?  

[a very small shark]

You're going to elementary school now! Whatever.
You made friends with: Latvia
You ate lunch with: Greece
This person bullied you: Sweden
Now on to middle school! AWESOME!
You're late to class and you bump into: Turkey
They: Help you up and apologize with a blush on their face
You walk into class and the teacher is: Cuba
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Belarus
You have a crush on: China
This person has a crush on you: Iceland
And now off to high school! AWESOME!
Who always fell asleep in class? Lithuania
This person asked you out on a date: Japan
They took you to: The park
Did you like your date?
9%


You got into a fight with: Seychelles
Did you win?
67%


This person confessed their love to you: Belgium
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Austria
How well you did in high school:
11%


Now for your future! Is there any pasta in my future?
You dated this person at one point: Germania
But you married this person in the end: Russia
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? N. Italy
Your spouse was cheating with: Hungary
How do you react? HOW COULD YOU?! *Crys*
You get a job and your co-worker is: France
You think your co-worker: Is cute
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Belgium
You try to marry again, this time to: Lithuania
Do you like this new marrige?
49%


Oh no! You died! How? France
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Belarus
Who was happy about your death? Estonia
Who was secretly in love with you? England
So did you like your life?
23%

 

[I Satchel I]

You're going to elementary school now! Whatever.
You made friends with: Belgium
You ate lunch with: N. Italy
This person bullied you: Prussia (<.< meany)
Now on to middle school! Yay?
You're late to class and you bump into: Sweden
They: Stare at you for a second, then walk away
You walk into class and the teacher is: Cuba
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Germania
You have a crush on: Russia
This person has a crush on you: Hungary (Umm, haha what about Austria?)
And now off to high school! Yay?
Who always fell asleep in class? Liechtenstein
This person asked you out on a date: Estonia
They took you to: The park
Did you like your date?
54%
You got into a fight with: England
Did you win?
97% (Yay xD)
This person confessed their love to you: Belarus (<.<; whut?)
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's:Belarus (WTH? xD I'm attracting the women-folk gaahhh)
How well you did in high school:
7%
Now for your future! Whatever.
You dated this person at one point: Taiwan (Seriously... come on! I want a dude xD)
But you married this person in the end: Estonia ( Finally ._.; )
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? Spain
Your spouse was cheating with: Latvia ( gonk )
How do you react? *Crys*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Grandpa Rome
You think your co-worker: Needs to shut up (xD)
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Switzerland ( D= he has guns )
You try to marry again, this time to: Chibitalia (...)
Do you like this new marrige?
22%
Oh no! You died! How? Russian curse
Who missed you the most at your funeral? Hong Kong
Who was happy about your death? Lithuania
Who was secretly in love with you? Grandpa Rome
So did you like your life?
73%
 

[dem0nicd0rk]

Name
You're going to elementary school now! Aww...
You made friends with: Chibitalia
You ate lunch with: Germany
This person bullied you: Spain
Now on to middle school! Yay?
You're late to class and you bump into: Grandpa Rome
They: Stare at you for a second, then walk away
You walk into class and the teacher is: Cuba
During lunch, this person sat next to you: Switzerland
You have a crush on: Prussia
This person has a crush on you: Switzerland
And now off to high school! AWESOME!
Who always fell asleep in class? Switzerland
This person asked you out on a date: Latvia
They took you to: The movies
Did you like your date?
62%


You got into a fight with: Taiwan
Did you win?
21%


This person confessed their love to you: Sealand
But you already have a boy/girl-friend, it's: Egypt
How well you did in high school:
74%


Now for your future! So what happens?
You dated this person at one point: Grandpa Rome(wait,what 0.o)
But you married this person in the end: Taiwan
Your spouse is cheating on you! Who told you? England
Your spouse was cheating with: Egypt
How do you react? HOW COULD YOU?! *Crys*
You get a job and your co-worker is: Sealand
You think your co-worker: Is boring
Your home was just robbed! It was by: Latvia
You try to marry again, this time to: Estonia
Do you like this new marrige?
1%


Oh no! You died! How? Russian curse
Who missed you the most at your funeral? England(looks like england was a good friend)
Who was happy about your death? Seychelles
Who was secretly in love with you? Egypt
So did you like your life?
5%(i had a suckish life...)