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A blond woman got on an airplane to L.A., and sat in her seat in coach. About halfway through the flight, she gets up and sits in one of the empty 1st class seats. A stewardess comes over and tells her to go back to her seat. The blond refuses. After a few minutes, three or four stewards are trying to convince her to go back to her seat. Curious, the pilot comes out of the cockpit and asks what is going on. The first stewardess explains the situation to him and he laughs. He looks at the stewardess and says, "My wife is blond, I speak the language." He then goes up to the blond woman in the seat and whispers something into her ear. She quickly gets up and hurries back to her seat. Out of curiosity, the stewardess asks the pilot what he said to her. He smiles and says, "I told her that 1st class wasn't going to L.A."


My dad told me the joke because I am blond, and smart, so he thought it would make me laugh.

A Year's Review for a Blonde:

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.

March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years".

April - The power went out, and she was trapped on the escalator for hours

May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."

October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.

December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button

My bestie is Asian but she acts like a dumb blonde sometimes. Its pretty funny.

I love blonde jokes xD

A blonde walks into a hair salon, wearing a pair of headphones. The stylist asks her to take them off for the haircut, and she does. Five minutes later, she dies. Soon another blonde walks in, and she's also wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take them off, so she does. Five minutes later, she dies. Soon, a third blonde comes in, also wearing a pair of headphones. The stylist asks her to take the headphones off, and she does. Five minutes later, she dies. Curious, the stylist puts the headphones on, and a voice says through them, "Breathe in...Breathe out...Breathe in...Breathe out..."