Pull up a chair to the bar

[silverlum45]

Soul of Aqua

Can I have a glass of water?

*drinks her vodka* ...Wuss.  

[Cerebral Perception]

I'd like 7 Adios Mutha ********.  

[Ember Terran]

Spot check people; lemme see them photo I.D.s  

[Cerebral Perception]

stare idea twisted *spikes a water and slides it to Ember* Here, have some water.  

[Ember Terran]

Why thank you
*Drinks*
Now show me some proof of age please  

[Cerebral Perception]

*waits for the spike to kick in*  

[Ember Terran]

*Stumbles*
I- I'm feeling a little off
*Goes and sits down in a corner*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Hmph! A law professional should have known better.  

[Mr Insanium]

Okay, who want's a Mai Tai?  

[Princess Zelda21]

What the heck is a Mai Tai? *drinks vial of blood, passing one to sir Roze*  

[Mr Insanium]

Why, Mai Tai is one of the most alcoholic drinks you'll ever drink. It's the end drink to the b*****d on the Beach. First you got the Suffering b*****d. Then you got the Dying b*****d. Then you down the Dead b*****d. And if you're still awake, you get to drink the Mai Tai.  

[Ember Terran]

Mai Tai...
That sounds familiar; like from a dream of a dream  

[Mr Insanium]

Somebody probably got you to down the b*****d on the Beach, then they either raped or watched you while you slept. Both of which are creepy. One slightly less than the other, and that same one that's more creepy, being illegal.  

[Deppfan]

Mr Insanium

Why, Mai Tai is one of the most alcoholic drinks you'll ever drink. It's the end drink to the b*****d on the Beach. First you got the Suffering b*****d. Then you got the Dying b*****d. Then you down the Dead b*****d. And if you're still awake, you get to drink the Mai Tai.

Actually, AMF's (Adios Mother ********) are much worse than Mai Tai's. AMF's are about 95% alcohol- mostly rum. The only part that's not alcohol is a tiny little bit of mix. I'm a pretty decent drinker, and 2 of those leave me completely wasted. Mai Tai's, on hte other hand, are actually quite a bit of orange and pineapple juice, along with grenadine. They also have a single pony shot of triple sec, and a shot and half each of light and dark rum.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*drinks* You say things that you probably should not say if you want people to keep a conversation with you.