If you lived (passionately) with the person above you..

[Garynook]

I'd kill her zombie ._.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I'd give him a hug and say hi...?  

[Mr Insanium]

If I lived with Princess Zelda, I'd ask her to tutor me in magic.  

[Jackalope2]

I'd juggle apricots at Mr. Insanium. 3nodding  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Tell him to quit playing the lyre so loudly when I'm trying to get some beauty sleep.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I would guard his room and make sure nobody disturbs sir Roze while he's sleeping.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Demanding an explanation as to why there is blood all over her and everywhere.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I would say it was a wild Wolfos pack and wonder why he'd be curious to ask.  

[Ember Terran]

I'd make a crass joke about the time of the month and start cleaning up  

[Princess Zelda21]

I'd give her a plate of cookies with a glass of milk!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd steal a cookie.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I'd give him a glass of milk to go with his cookie.  

[Ember Terran]

I'd make sure any and all dangerous weapons were properly secured when not in use  

[Garynook]

I'd try to steal one of her weapons and have fun with it. Got a beamsaber? Lightsaber? lasersword?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i'd take his weapon, put it away, and get a better one for myself.