So because I'm ( ), then I must be ( ).

[Musical Doll]

Because I'm lesbian, it's inevitable that any future children I have will turn out as "perverts".

Because I'm lesbian, I will be a horrible parent.

Because I'm quiet, whenever I get mad and have to vent, obviously someone's going to end up dying.

Because I'm an anime/video games/star wars geek, I must be fat and smell like fritos.

Because I don't show immense amounts of joy when it comes to job hunting, I must not want a job at all.

Because I have never dated a girl before, I must not be a lesbian.

Because on occasion I wear all black and listen to Marilyn Manson, I must be goth.  

[Blues Operator]

Because I act strange, I'm retarded.
Because I'm Agnostic, I'm a Satanist.
Because I'm not happy all the time for no reason, I'm an emo.
Because I don't watch Fox News, I'm an antichrist.
Because I listen to rap, I hate all of the forms of rock.
Because I'm half black (and look hispanic), my parents speak spanish.
Because I'm black, I celebrate Kwanzaa.
Because I slouch and have a stoic facial expression, I have problems at home.
Because I get angry at something unjust, I'm depressed.  

[Theodore Bell]

Because my family was raised to believe in God, I must believe in God.
Because I have a family, I'm supposed to love them.
Because I don't show love to my family, I have no heart.
Because I'm usually upbeat I can't be calm.
Because I'm gay, I have the plague.
Because I'm different in many ways, I'm supposed to be hated!
Because I'm not like you, I'm going to HELL!  

[Heartless_requiem]

because i like spongebob i must be an idiot (STFU people who think this)

because i like metal i'm a satanist

because i don't believe in god i am evil

because i like to hang with gay people i'm gay

because i hate rap i hate black people

because i don't know how to scan pictures for my computer i must be poor

because i talk loudly sometimes i must be retarded

because i play Gaia i must be a(and i quote from a past experience) a gay f*****t retard b***h boy  

[The Ever-Changing Me]

Because I'm pansexual, I must be a whore and want to be with everyone I see.
Because I'm intelligent, I can't be silly or make mistakes.
Because I don't know much about computers, I must be stupid.
Because I'm under 18, I must be too immature to know anything.
Because my mother is very religious, I must be as well.
Because I'm Atheist, I'm a bad person.
Because the only parent in my life is my mother, I must be very feminine and love to shop and dress up.
Because I have no deep friendships, I must not want them.
Because I can't afford to attend a good school, I must not be able to keep up with the work there.
Because I have short hair, I must want to be a male.
Because I don't want children, I must not be a good person
Because I'm in marching band, I must be a hopeless nerd.
Because I'm heavy and out of shape, I must not want to exercise and become healthier.
Because I'm female, I must be weak.
Because I obsess over things, I must have no self-control.
 

[mar00n]

Because I am bi, I must be a big flirt.
Because I am clumsy, I must be stupid.
Because I like to be alone sometimes, I must be emo.
Because I think different, I must have a disease.

But because I am a girl... I must be weak.  

[wickedphoenix93]

Because I'm bi, I must be a greedy whore.

Because I'm 21, I must be a raging party girl/alcoholic.

Because I was raised Catholic, I must not be very tolerant.

Because I don't judge, I must not have an opinion.

...probably add more later. I love these.  

[Musical Doll]

Because I'm opinionated, I must be impossible to get along with.  

[Ayame_Rikimayu]

because i'm black i must be from the ghetto.

because i'm a girl i must be submissive.

because i'm young i must always be wrong.

because i'm in college i must party like they do on TV.

because i have more friends on the internet than i do in real life, i must be anti-social.

because i want to have a career in art, i must think unrealistically.

because i had a sheltered childhood i must be naive.

because i play RPGs i must be out of touch with reality.  

[Miss Misandrist]

I think a lot of these are good, but doing them for myself would make me more sad.  

[Blues Operator]

ALSO:
Because I'm a Juggalo, I'm a fat white, Faygo-drinking wannabe wangster creep.  

[Star of Infinity]

Because I'm bi, I must be an attention whore.
Because I see myself as a girl, I'm an abomination.
Because I like to wear different style clothing, I must have a personality disorder.
Because I'm quiet, I must be retarded.
Because I'm intelligent, I'm never allowed to make mistakes.
Because I like to read, I must be anti-social.
Because I'm Agnostic, I'm the anti-christ.
Because I write poetry, I'm a suicidal emo.

 

[Darkfox Soldier]

Since I'm a soldier, I must hate anyone who isn't straight

Since I'm a soldier, I must straight myself

Since I'm going to be an officer, I must not know what I'm doing

Since I enjoy serving as soldier, I must enjoy killing.

Since a soldier is 'a homo', they must be unfit to serve

Since I'm not religous, I must not be accepting of any belief.

Since I don't smile much, I must hate everyone around me

Since I do things differently, I must be doing it wrong.

Since I'm a guy, all I must think of is sex  

[Toffee Sock Scissor Betch]

Because I'm clumsy/have bad luck and keep seriously injuring myself I must be doing it to get off work and wear pajamas all day.

Because I go to a coffee club for queer youth, I must be rubbing my sexuality in everyone's faces.

Because I love Victoria Frances' art I must be some vampire-obsessed goth.

Because I'm 19 and love My Little Pony, I must have something very, very wrong with me.

Because I'm lesbian, all my friends must be queer.

Because in the past I've introduced my girlfriends as just friends to my family, I must never have dated a girl and therefore not know what I'm talking about.

Because I'm a little overweight, I must be a lazy pig.

Because I'm losing tons of weight, I must be starving myself.

Because I have a Yorkshire Terrier, I must think chihuahuas are cute. ( burning_eyes )

Because I've dated a guy, I can't be gay.

Because my gay friend George and I are super close, we must be dating.

Because I love Trueblood, I must be another one of those Twihards.

Because I'm shy, I must be slow.