Man Eating Pillows!!

[Frog Apocalypse]

The frog leapt to and fro, evading his captors as they tried to capture him. As he moved for the door, with a movement so quick, he turned and said "Never shall the frogs lie down, for we shall soon revolt!"

why does that sound kinda poetic? guess im in a poem-y mood.  

[Orcus Fieres]

-Orcus kicked the frog out of the door and returned to his seat- I like it but if we blow the source then what do we have to keep them at bay? Once again I say nuke the renegades!  

[Mr_BlueCamo]

"That maybe good, but then we want be able to make normal pillows again!" Blue exclaimed to Orcus.  

[Orcus Fieres]

Just create a new manufacturing plant. It's simple enough isn't it?  

[Ty Gwynnia]

"Nah, nah, then they'll just multiply again." Ty nodded wisely to herself after popping up from under the table. "What we need to do is burn them every time they cross out lines. Keep them in their place."  

[Orcus Fieres]

-Orcus looked up at Ty- What the f*** is happening in this commissions room? Frogs, people popping out from under desks... Am I going crazy?  

[Mr_BlueCamo]

A little surprised by the newcomer Blue then turned to face Orcus and said "And what if they don't die from the nuke then we will have radioactive man eating pillows after us!"  

[Silas Parrish]

Silas smiled slyly.
"Ah, I was wondering when you'd come out from under that table, Lt. Ty."  

[Orcus Fieres]

-Orcus slammed his head into the table a couple of times and relaxed- It's impossible that they don't die as a result from the nukes. Radioactive pillows aren't a problem, radioactivity should short circuit whatever drives them as individuals.  

[Silas Parrish]

"That's the solution to one problem. But even if the current threat is addressed...that still leaves the problem of the Hell-Mouth. We've got to shut down that Bed, Bath, and Beyond, and find a way to close the gate beneath it. Otherwise, we might have to deal with demon-comforters, devil-mattresses, and evil bedroom suites. Lt. Ty, any ideas?"  

[Ty Gwynnia]

"I got hungry, Cpt. Silas. Ran out of wonder waffles." Ty grinned innocently and patted Orcus on the shoulder. "Atleast I didn't pop out from the ceiling and land on you, right? That would have been painful." She took the vacant seat the frog had left, even though it had been on the table, and sat down. "We could always block the gate with a boulder, mattresses and comforters can't move it. But eventually they'd find a way. What about plowing the Bed, Bath, and Beyond and then building another store on top of it? A store that no bedroom suite would dare "step" into from the Hell-Mouth."  

[Mr_BlueCamo]

"But that might not stop all of the man eating pillows and their team of foot rest ninjas." Blue said to Lt. Ty.  

[Ty Gwynnia]

"If the store's intimidating enough, then the man eating pillows and foot rest ninjas will be out matched by the evil shelf stackers and preppy sales clerks." Ty explained to Blue, keeping an eye out for the frog.  

[Silas Parrish]

"Those are all good ideas....but we need to close the Hell-Mouth somehow. Don't even get me started on the Hell-a**. That's something we'll have to tackle next week. Where is it, you ask? The stadium in South Africa." BBBBZzzzzZZZzZZzzzZZzzZzZZZzzzz!!!  

[Orcus Fieres]

-Orcus' eyes widened when the thought of all the vuvuzela's entered his head- Mommy. -He spoke quietly, his stare was blank- ((Is that how you spell it? It think it is.))