Corrupt A Wish

[Sanguine Lupis]

Yes, but then you crash into the mountain. And die.

I wish my fantasy would be real.  

[DeletedUsername]

You didn't say your fantasy, it doesn't come true, you become depressed, start taking drugs, and die.

I wish I had a Macbook Pro  

[Sanguine Lupis]

You do, but it's a transformer, and kills you.

I wish I had a bit more money.  

[HeadlessKoko]

Some jealous and mentally instable relative comes over and kills you for your extra money.

I wish I had enough Gaia gold to get my insanely expensive dream avi crying .  

[DeletedUsername]

Gaia banhammers you for no reason. Since you worked so hard, you suicide.

I wish there were more smileys xp  

[Fire Dragon Slayer Natsu]

Smilys over run you and kill you and eat you. biggrin smile redface crying stare xd 3nodding blaugh gonk scream stressed sweatdrop heart xp whee wink sad surprised eek confused cool lol mad razz cry evil twisted rolleyes question idea arrow neutral mrgreen ninja 4laugh rofl pirate talk2hand burning_eyes cheese_whine dramallama wahmbulance emo

I wish i wish I was a fish  

[DeletedUsername]

Oil spill, 'nuff said.

I wish my user name was not deleted.  

[The Laughing Thunder]

the user name eats you
i wish everyone would just die  

[DeletedUsername]

you die too.

I wish for more wishes.  

[Im_Bull3t_Proof]

Your get too picky then you get killed by the devil

I wish I was immortal  

[DeletedUsername]

the world 'splodes and you float around aimlessly

I wish for a cookie.  

[Fire Dragon Slayer Natsu]

Cookies poisened

Wish I had a chocobo  

[Sanguine Lupis]

That's poisoned as well.

I wish I had longer hair.  

[The Phantom of GO]

Your hair grows so long, it chokes you to death.

I wish my friends would be there for me forever~

 

[Im_Bull3t_Proof]

When your friend takes a thought of suicide near you you save them from jumping off a cliff but you fall off of the cliff instead

I wish there were more species of animals.