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[Duriono]

Because, thats their way of getting back at humanity.

Why did captain planet sound awesome as a kid, but now he seems like a total idiot (f**, retard, what ever term you choose) to me?  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

Because as a kid he was an awesome role model but when you realized everything he stood for was lack of AC's internet and junk food you now realize the error in your ways. LMAO

Why is yoda green?  

[lightangel33]

Yoda is green because when he was a child he fell into a toxic waste pond but was saved by the force, but was cursed with green skin for the rest of his life.


who invented soda?  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

A man named Dr. Pepper invented soda... true story. rofl

Where does cheese come from?  

[brightside killer]

cows a.k.a your mother

whos that?  

[lightangel33]

That is Inego MOntoya


Why were Spartan's so beefy?  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

The creepy man who looks at you from your closet every night.

Why are potatoe chips so addicting?  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

Spartans were beefy because if they weren't 300 of them wouldn't have been able to take out so many people. I also blame steroids talk2hand

Why are hospitals always horrible to be in?  

[lightangel33]

@ chip one: because they're made out of potato's and have salt on them.

@ hospital one: Hospitals are always horrible to be in because you're being watched by those who passed away there.


why do we get belly button lint?  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

Because our bellies rub up against clothes all day is it any wonder that it might collect in a hole?

Why do children always seem to have the worst timing?  

[korn chaser]

lightangel33

@ chip one: because they're made out of potato's and have salt on them.

@ hospital one: Hospitals are always horrible to be in because you're being watched by those who passed away there.


why do we get belly button lint?

...because your weird?

Why must we insist on fitting in by being different from the past but similar in ways known only to those who truely are?  

[korn chaser]

Lusty101

Because our bellies rub up against clothes all day is it any wonder that it might collect in a hole?

Why do children always seem to have the worst timing?

Cuz you suck :"P



Why must we insist on fitting in by being different from the past but similar in ways known only to those who truely are?  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

korn chaser

Lusty101

Because our bellies rub up against clothes all day is it any wonder that it might collect in a hole?

Why do children always seem to have the worst timing?

Cuz you suck :"P



Why must we insist on fitting in by being different from the past but similar in ways known only to those who truely are?

(Hey i drew ur avi how do u want her colored)
Because we fight for our right to be different but often times lose ourselves into society. We greatly change because we think we can break the mold when in fact we realize we are all puppets in the game of life.

Why don't scientists believe in UFO's?  

[lightangel33]

Lusty101

korn chaser

Lusty101

Because our bellies rub up against clothes all day is it any wonder that it might collect in a hole?

Why do children always seem to have the worst timing?

Cuz you suck :"P



Why must we insist on fitting in by being different from the past but similar in ways known only to those who truely are?

(Hey i drew ur avi how do u want her colored)
Because we fight for our right to be different but often times lose ourselves into society. We greatly change because we think we can break the mold when in fact we realize we are all puppets in the game of life.

Why don't scientists believe in UFO's?

because they don't want the world to know that they really do and are hiding alien space crafts at area 7 a new secret base

why does cheese block you?  

[Dark-Velvet-Revolver]

Cheese blocks you because when cheese isn't in a refrigerator for more than an hour it turns hard and crusty.

Why do people give poodles wierd hair cuts?