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 Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:11 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:23 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:44 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:08 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:19 pm
Here's a joke I heard from my pastor at church...
Ok, so there's three angel's and god.
The first angel comes up to god and says "God, god! I did something really bad! can you ever forgive me?!" God says "What have you done my son?" "I burned down a house." The angel reply's. God forgives him, pores holy water on his head, and sends him off to be doing good.
The second angel comes up to god and says "God, god! I did something really bad! can you ever forgive me?!" God says "What have you done my son?" "I killed a man." The angel reply's. God forgives him, pores holy water on his head, and sends him off to be doing good.
The third angel comes up to god and says "God, god! I did something really bad! can you ever forgive me?!" God says "What have you done my son?" After a few minutes of thinking, the angel decides to tell god the truth. "I peed in the holy water." The angel reply's.
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:24 pm
And one more church joke... This one my mom told me.
Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"
He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:31 pm
♭♮♯ Sleeping wonder lies to me, and the lies are sweet. I saw that the Harry Potter one was posted, but I'm pretty sure this one hasn't been yet ^.^
Twilight Literal Trailer ♩♪♫♬
Music is sung with simple words, and simple words can save the world. ♯♮♭
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:15 am
 This is my cell's background! XD
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:26 am
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:03 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:16 pm
 Did ye know it be National Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day?My friend went to Nevada and saw a school bus on the road while she was driving. On the back, like any other bus, it said "Stop when red lights flash." Below it was a sign that said: "Or, flash when red lights stop."
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 1:27 pm
It's not realy funny, but here are some poems i wrote
I once had a big rubber ducky,
Who loved to call himself chucky.
He jumped on a boat,
That wouldn’t dare float.
Poor Chucky the ducky is mucky.
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:30 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:20 pm
Yo Momma loves food so much that when somebody rung the doorbell she went straight to the microwave.
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:42 pm
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