My Top 10 Random Questions *Top Answers*

[reyolistuhy]

1. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

Because each are sold separately. Plus they don't want Barbie to hog all the money.

2. Can a blind person feel blue?
Whenever he/she listens to the blues or is down.

3. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

He doesn't. That's why he covers himself with blood stains to hide it.

4. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
A thing called electricity will take over such force.

5. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
The colors of the mirrors

6. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
No its called a cat frenzy.

7. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Of course; that is the whole point of cotton.

8. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
I have no clue.

9. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
Because if they wore it inside, how would you know they are a superhero?

10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
Both.  

[InuKiky]

1. If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?

Because Barbie would be lonely if she had no friends.

2. Can a blind person feel blue?

What do you mean by that? Do you mean, "Can they feel upset?" or "Can they feel the color blue?" Yes they can feel upset, and no, they cannot feel colors.

3. How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

Sorry, don't know who that is.

4. What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?

I'm thinking that the water will start bubbling.

5. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

Whatever color it wants to.

6. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

No, it's obviously called a catpile. Or just a pile.

7. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

Probably not.

8. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

I don't know.

9. Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

Because they want to.

10. If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?

Neither. It's dead.