The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Mad Haru]

Look, he decided to hang around me when I was drying my hair.

You shot Abe Lincoln!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

With a camera. I was just taking a picture. Sheesh.


You're accused of finding The Room to be a good film.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I didn't even watch the movie

You stole my dagger!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

No, I confiscated it. There's a difference.


You're accused of putting these latex gloves on my hands, placing a dagger in one of this latex gloved hands, and then moving my arms and hands back and forth in such a manner that resulted in this man being stabbed to death.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

You can put it that way. But for now, let's just say I hired you.

You're accused of being emo!  

[magic_doglover]

i think you've mistaken me for Eternal_PrinceOfFire.

you slapped a dolphin!  

[Mad Haru]

That dolphin was a total jerk!

You ate my leftover pizza!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

So? You wanna fight about it? I have the dagger and combat training.


You're concealing a weapon in a place that must be inspected *snaps gloves*  

[Ayame-Yuura]

(^ he's emo?!!! )

I wouldn't be that stupid. So, you really wanna do a full-body inspection? whee

I accuse you of poking my eyes out!!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

That was so Matilda Dixon wouldn't kill you for looking at her face.

You made me dress as a girl!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I thought it made you look pretty. Is that so wrong?!


You farted in the elevator!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No! It was the mean duck that only I can see made the noise with his tongue!

You stole my battles plans against Mars!  

[magic_doglover]

no, i just turned the paper into air. i didn't take it anywhere. neutral

you initiated the end of the world!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

That's a lie! Why would I want the end of the world if I want to take it over? There would be nothing to take over.



You're in my way of world domination and therefore must be taken out before you become a menace to my plans.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Yes, because I already dominated the world!

You hit me with a hammer!