PICKUP LINES!

[Meeatu]

Vaan_Lohengrin

roses are red
violets are blue
i have a knife
get in the van

Winner!  

[Meeatu]

"If I could be any enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes."  

[JackalGrrl]

*to a doctor or a nurse* hey, I stubbed my toe while walking over here admiring your beauty/handsomeness.  

[Vegeta_Lover239]

I didn't make this, but it's still pretty lame xD

"If I could rearange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

Then, the reply of the girl/guy as he/she tells you to ******** off:

"Really? I would put F and U together."

 

[Mistress Le Gasp]

Vaan_Lohengrin

roses are red
violets are blue
i have a knife
get in the van

yessss  

[nerdtasticallyfun]

longinus212

one of mine comes from Weird al
it goes:
Girl you must be Jamaican. Because Jamaican me crazy.

lol i was totally going to post that  

[nerdtasticallyfun]

Inside The Eye

Nice Shoes wana fuc*?

i lol'ed blaugh  

[Nerdodactyl]

So I hear you like penises...I have a p***s.  

[Eclyps Th1rt3en]

Ok I'm here, now what are your other two wishes?

Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; you can go ahead and say no.

If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction.  

[Nerdodactyl]

I believe we should all help the planet and conserve water by showering in pairs.  

[FabulousNerd]

"Somebody call heaven, because a hottie's coming their way tonight!"

"Babe, you're like Star Trek. I watch you alone in the dark."

"I heard you like comic books. Wanna come by my place so I can show you my giant-size man thing?"

"I put the STD in Stud. All I need is U."

"I take the 'the' out of Psychotherapist"  

[Zalaznick Valkyrie]

FabulousNerd

"Somebody call heaven, because a hottie's coming their way tonight!"

"Babe, you're like Star Trek. I watch you alone in the dark."

"I heard you like comic books. Wanna come by my place so I can show you my giant-size man thing?"

"I put the STD in Stud. All I need is U."

"I take the 'the' out of Psychotherapist"

lulz. If a boy came up to me and said "I put the STD in Stud" I would be laughing too much to give him an answer.  

[sexxxi_fun_dancing]

"Are you a library book? Cause I'm checking you out!"
"All this could be yours for one low, low price!"
"Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!"
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print"
"Champaign can be tickly, and so can I."
"Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'."
"Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?"
"Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!"
"Is there a mirror in between your legs? Because I see myself in them"
"You can call me Mr.Flinstone, cause I can make your bed rock"  

[SailorSilvanesti]

Inside The Eye

Nice Shoes wana fuc*?

~*Please, for the love of all that's Shiny...tell me this didn't work! O.o

One I heard and have always wanted to use [but know it might involve physical harm of the slappage kind...]

"Hi, I'm Psychic," tilts head quizically, "Why aren't you hot, bothered and naked?"
Smack forehead, "Oh, silly me, that's 10 minutes from now..."

I can't remember which show I heard it on, it was one of those sitcom-y ones, if anyone knows, PM me!^^*~

 

[SailorSilvanesti]

sexxxi_fun_dancing

"Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!"

~*Sadly, this one might work... #^^# *~