This is something we read in my Psych class

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Blackrose_Knight

I don't get it. Well I do, but was this as it is passed out in psych class to point out the ridiculousness of asking people why they are gay? Homosexuality was removed from the DSM a s**t ton long time ago.

I is confused... question

That was part of the reason. I am taking Abnormal Psychology, and this last week we talked about sexual disorders. there was a small paragraph about how Homosexuality was in the DSM but had been removed. She later handed this out as an example of how homosexuality can be considered natural. It was part of her way of showing how times have changed.  

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Fatestitcher

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These questions are the reverse of the ones that are frequently asked gays and lesbians.
1.) What do you think cause your Heterosexuality?
2.) When and how did you decide you were a Heterosexual?
3.) Is it possible that your Heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?
4.) Is there a possibility that your Heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5.) If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you nee is a good gay lover?
6.) To whom have you disclosed you Heterosexual tendencies?
7.) Why do you Heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your lifestyle?
8.) Why do you insist on flaunting your Heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep quiet? (don't ask, don't tell)
9.) A disproportionate majority of child molesters are Heterosexuals. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to Heterosexual teachers?
10.) Even with all the societal support marriages receive, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among Heterosexuals?
11.) Why do Heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
12.) How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive Heterosexuality and fail to develop your natural, healthy homo sexual potential?
13.) There seems to be very few happy Heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want. Have you considered aversion therapy?

My Answers:
1.) The fact that I love boobs....
2.) I decided when I decided to like boobs.
3.) Nope. Boobs are pretty great.
4.) Naw. They just don't have boobs.
5.) Only if they have boobs.
6.) Everyone. They agree with my boob-loving
7.) I have no idea... boobs?
8.) BOOOOOBBBSSSSS.
9.) ...It depends. Do the teachers have good boobs?
10.) Because there's a boob disconnect.
11.) Because BOOOOBBBSSS.
12.) ....boobs...
13.) No one is stopping my loving of boobs!!!

Like, if I was asked that by a psychologist, I would literally have those answers. I really can't think of anything else.

Your response made me laugh! thanks!  

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Fatestitcher

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These questions are the reverse of the ones that are frequently asked gays and lesbians.
1.) What do you think cause your Heterosexuality?
2.) When and how did you decide you were a Heterosexual?
3.) Is it possible that your Heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?
4.) Is there a possibility that your Heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5.) If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you nee is a good gay lover?
6.) To whom have you disclosed you Heterosexual tendencies?
7.) Why do you Heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your lifestyle?
8.) Why do you insist on flaunting your Heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep quiet? (don't ask, don't tell)
9.) A disproportionate majority of child molesters are Heterosexuals. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to Heterosexual teachers?
10.) Even with all the societal support marriages receive, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among Heterosexuals?
11.) Why do Heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
12.) How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive Heterosexuality and fail to develop your natural, healthy homo sexual potential?
13.) There seems to be very few happy Heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want. Have you considered aversion therapy?

My Answers:
1.) The fact that I love boobs....
2.) I decided when I decided to like boobs.
3.) Nope. Boobs are pretty great.
4.) Naw. They just don't have boobs.
5.) Only if they have boobs.
6.) Everyone. They agree with my boob-loving
7.) I have no idea... boobs?
8.) BOOOOOBBBSSSSS.
9.) ...It depends. Do the teachers have good boobs?
10.) Because there's a boob disconnect.
11.) Because BOOOOBBBSSS.
12.) ....boobs...
13.) No one is stopping my loving of boobs!!!

Like, if I was asked that by a psychologist, I would literally have those answers. I really can't think of anything else.

Replace the boobs with p***s and you have my answers to the traditional homosexual questions. razz