So I -didn't- see The Dark Knight Rises premier...

[Sakura_Moonlight2421]

As much as I like whipping you when we're playing the vs game, I'm glad you and your spouse are okay. 3nodding  

[ThisEmptySoul]

ThisEmptySoul

...but statistically speaking, you're -far- more likely to get in a car accident or have your home catch on fire....

I guess this would be less funny to me if it had been my building, but interestingly enough, one of the buildings in my apartment complex actually did catch fire the other day.  

[Kairanha]

Dammit, I torched the wrong apartment. It's good that you're okay. You have an uncanny knack for having things that are statistically improbable happen around you. What next? A shark attack in Colorado?