Charlestown Hideaway and Homes - Geezerville

[Officer Hot-Pants]

... ... *looks around awkwardly*... ... So, uh... *looks out the window* Is that a beach?
It's certainly not a desert.  

[Bao Sanniang]

Why yes. There's even a snack bar and swim shop, as well as a fishing deck with a bait shop.  

[Officer Hot-Pants]

*perks up* Can I buy a swim?
No, because-
*looks to the side* Oh, don't be such a spoil sport, Garry; you never wanna have any fun! *looks back at you* Can I?  

[ThisEmptySoul]

{{ rofl rofl }}  

[Bao Sanniang]

I don't own the places, only this property.But the shops close in 20 minutes. I don't think we've met before so I don't know why your other voice was objecting, but I'd probably give what it said some consideration.  

[Officer Hot-Pants]

Don't mind him. He's just jealous.
Of what?
That I got to ride in a TARDIS and you didn't.
... I'm IN. YOUR. HEAD.
Exactly; I got to ride in the TARDIS, while you were stuck riding in my head!
... ... Are you feeling that?
Feeling the agony of your defeat?
No, feeling a crushing pain in your head like your brain was caught in a vice.
Oh. Uh... no.
I'll try harder, then.  

[Bao Sanniang]

...?

Well the beach is open 24 hours, even if the shops are closing.  

[Officer Hot-Pants]

Hmm? *looks over, eyes widen* Wow, look; a beach! C'mon Garry! Let's go swimming! *takes off towards the water* You haven't eaten anything in the last half hour, have you?
Again; I'M. IN. YOUR. HEAD!  

[Bao Sanniang]

...bye? sweatdrop  

[Officer Hot-Pants]

*runs into the water. After several seconds, breaks the surface* *Gasp* This is awesome! I haven't been to the beach since... uh...
Since you had that job selling beachfront property.
Oh, right. *sigh* Good times.
You spent the first three days trying to figure out which end of the beach was the "front".
I figured it eventually. With no help from you, I might add.
You also didn't sell anything.
Not everybody can love the beach like us, Garry.
The buyers were all marinas!
And I support our troops, but what does that even have to do with anything?
... ... ... ... I'm just gonna stop now.
That's the spirit! Just kick back and enjoy the sun on your skin and the wind on your face.
Your head. I'm in it. Inside. INside.
You think we should invite that nice cat-demon lady over? Although I suppose she probably wouldn't like water...
She's not- *sigh* Sure. Why not?  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

(( rofl OHP and Garry are hilarious!!! heart rofl ))  

[Bao Sanniang]

[Bao lives in a house by a small trail not far from the beach]  

[Officer Hot-Pants]

*trudges out of the water* That was fun!
Looked like.
*approaches Bao* We were gonna ask you to come in, but... well, you know; the water, 'n all. I know how your kind are about that.
Are there any hotels or... I don't know- caves around here?
I found a shell!  

[Bao Sanniang]

There's just the one house. People don't usually come here overnight.

It's just a fox mask, I'm a human I think.

But it's getting awfully late unfortunately. sad

Nice to meet you two.

*heads back to the house, locking the double locks on the gate and door in case any troublemakers come to the beach* [pardon the abruptness but I have to sign off IRL]  

[Officer Hot-Pants]

Oh... okay! We'll just, uh... *looks around* We'll just go home for now!
Go hom- we don't even know where we are!
Uh, yeah, but we're going home, so I don't really see how that matters.
It means we also don't know where home is!
*heads on down the road*Oh, Garry; you and your crackpot theories. Our home is right where we left it. You'll see!
...

((I'm actually about to log off in just a moment, myself.))