[Open Class] *$%$# Honey badgers. (Pokerus)

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Being so pissed off, Pokerus unleashed a master smack down on the badger, able to grab the paper and get out of the way as she waited for the momma badger to appear.

(Pass!)  

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Mommy badger then laid the smack down on her. And it hurt like a b***h, too

(Fail!)  

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Once healed enough, Poke then went back to the mountain, only to enjoy a lovely stay in a burrow for the whole day.

It sucked

(Fail!)  

[poke mattix]

In her hurry to get to the honey badgers, Poke had forgotten to bring herself any source of water. Which, for a being who needed lots of it, was a very bad thing.

Not to mention that it was jacking hard to navigate a place with only sand as a marker.

"Water....water..." she groaned, still determined to find those badgers, but had complete lost any sense of direction. It didn't take long for her to collapse into the sand.

(Fail!)  

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A few days after, Poke didn't make the same mistake and brought a water bottle with her to keep her hydrated.

It still didn't stop the thunderstorm.

(Fail!)  

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Once back up, she quickly looked around and found the baby badger, all the while pondering if these badgers really did taste like honey...

(Pass!)  

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The badger objected to the idea of being eaten. Very much.

(Fail!)  

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Upon being hit by a storm on her latest attempt, Poke thought it was probably a good idea to just live in the burrow. Because she was spending more time in it then her dorm as of late.

(Fail!)  

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Eventually she found a time when there wasn't a sandstorm, and proceeded to chase after the honey badger.

(Pass!)  

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And grabbed the stupid paper in record time. Though she also received her daily dose of cuts in record time, too

(Pass!)  

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The mother badger also seemed fit to unleash her fury, but Poke held up fast against the pissed of badger, scratching as hard as she could at the thing.

(Pass!)  

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This time she held on long enough to fend the mommy badger off, standing up and glaring at the thing as it backed away.

(Pass!)  

[poke mattix]

Poke had expected a third badger to appear by now, but instead she was faced with both the baby and mother badger. They appeared angry, and there appeared only one way to placate them. But using her own FEAR power.

Although, she had not practice using this 'new' ability of hers, and as such drained herself of precious fear, practically defeating herself.

Oh, if she could piss acid...

(Fail!)  

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Upon her next try, she was greeted with another swirly mass of sand.

It really, really ******** SANDSTORMS!"

(Fail!)  

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Waited a few days, Poke walked back up the mountain and wasted time in tracking down the jacking pain in the a** badgers.

(Pass!)