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mare rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-6)
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 Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:44 am
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Efflo held on tightly as Gabby rescued him from the muck, climbing into his boilfriend’s arms as he kicked his foot free from the squelching sludge.
Except hugging for any length of time when covered from head to toe in slime wasn’t a pleasant experience, and after a moment of blatant PDA, Efflo extracted himself from Gabby’s embrace, giving his boilfriend a quick nod before turning to tackle the first toilet again. Yet when he turned, mop in hand, he came face to face with the… Well, the wall face again.
He stumbled backward, into Gabby, staring at it warily, considering something he hadn’t thought before.
“Gabriel,” he asked, voice quiet as though someone or something might be listening, his face paling to a dark murky grey. “Is this slime alive? Is this… Bathroom, alive?”
Quote: Target: Toilet 1 DMG: 2 Toilet 1 RES: 5/10 Toilet 2 RES: CLEANED! Toilet 3 RES: 10/10
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Nio Love rolled 1 6-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 4:04 am
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While he would have easily admitted that he thought the toilet had been alive, Efflo's question was met with an immediate shake of his head. "Don't be silly. An entire bathroom can't be-"
And then he sank down all the way to his waist in the slime on the floor until he finally said something.
"Please don't eat me, Bathroom, I'm not good for you."
Quote: 6: As you wonder about the sad and sorry existence of your life, the slime underneath you bubbles... as you start to sink into it! You must struggle now to get yourself out of what feels like slime quicksand. -1 cleaning resilience on the toilet.
Quote: Target: Toilet 1 DMG: 1 Toilet 1 RES: 4/10 Toilet 2 RES: CLEANED! Toilet 3 RES: 10/10
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mare rolled 1 6-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:05 pm
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It was Efflo’s turn to play boilfriend crusader again, and he latched onto Gabby’s arm, trying to pull him from the sinking slime. But Gabby had sunk further than he had, and the bathroom didn’t seem to be listening to what the dragon had to say. Glancing around, Efflo finally glared at the toilet in front of them, and thinking quickly, shoved his mop into the mouth of it, trying to use it as leverage as he grasped Gabby tighter, pulling harder.
But the combined weight of them both leaning on the mop jarred the toilet from it’s hinges against the wall, and with a burst of pipe and a disgusting spewing of sludge, it came free, sending both boils flying and covering them with a torrential spray of vileness.
Efflo slowly sat up, staring back at the toilet as it chomped down on his mop, turning it to splinters.
Well, he thought, at least it was clean.
Quote: Target: Toilet 1 DMG: 4 Toilet 1 RES: CLEANED! Toilet 2 RES: CLEANED! Toilet 3 RES: 10/10
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Nio Love rolled 1 6-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-6)
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:01 pm
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Gabby grabbed onto Efflo's arm, and pulled himself up hard enough to crawl out of the muck. As his boilfriend tackled yet another sentient toilet, Gabby felt a surge of angry frustration well up inside of him.
"I'm done. I'm done. I want out of this place right now." He growled, grabbing his mop and slamming it violently into the third toilet. "I need to get out of here. I need to- GUH."
Another blob slammed into his hair, sliding down his back and squealing happily as it slipped away. He stood there for a moment, thoroughly slimed, and his lower lip wibbled. In a much quieter, much more tragic voice, he repeated.
"I'm so done."
Quote: 1: A giant blob of snot falls from the ceiling right onto your head with a satisfying thump. You could swear that you just heard it churn and mumble happily as it clings and slides down your back... -3 Cleaning resilience on the toilet
Quote: Target: Toilet 3 DMG: 3 Toilet 1 RES: CLEANED! Toilet 2 RES: CLEANED! Toilet 3 RES: 7/10
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mare rolled 1 6-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 3:32 pm
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Efflo sighed; carefully salvaging what was left of his mop from the second toilet, lifting the soggy wooden handle gingerly. The undead boil wasn’t super squeamish, but toilet humor was where he drew the line. He didn’t think that this particular joke of a detention was really very funny at all.
“Gabriel, you’re the reason we’re here in the first place,” Efflo whined, seemingly resigned to their fate as his gently jostled Gabriel out of the way, and plunged his battered, half-eaten mop into the third toilet, not even batting an eye when the toilet snarled and snapped back.
Raising his mop high, he brought it down on the lid of the toilet with a snap. The toilet fought for a moment before it finally gave up, and settled for gurgling quietly. Efflo was done with these bathroom antics just as much as Gabby, but it didn’t seem like they had a choice no matter how they felt.
Satisfied the toilet was done attacking, he turned around to face his boilfriend, staring at him pointedly.
“You’re not allowed to be done.”
Then, finally taking revenge, the toilet threw up all over his backside.
Quote: Target: Toilet 3 DMG: 4 Toilet 1 RES: CLEANED! Toilet 2 RES: CLEANED! Toilet 3 RES: 3/10
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Nio Love rolled 1 6-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 5:44 pm
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"I KNOW it was my fault." Gabby roared, in a rare raising of his voice. "And that is why. I'm." He paused and stared down at the toilet, leaning in to get a good look at what was in the toilet. "Is.. that.. a.."
And then it snapped his hand.
"NO. SERIOUSLY. DONE." He slammed his mop so hard down onto the toilet, that the slime and gunk within all exploded out of it in a terrible shower of filth.
The toilets were clean.
They were not.
Quote: Target: Toilet 3 DMG: 4 Toilet 1 RES: CLEANED! Toilet 2 RES: CLEANED! Toilet 3 RES: CLEANED!
Quote: 3: While cleaning around the toilet, you find the preserved slime skeletal remains of a gnome. It seems to have merged with a particular pile of slime- - That tries to snap at you and bite your hand off! Ouch! - 4 Cleaning resilience on the toilet
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Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:19 am
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"Done?" the voice on the PA, if voices could do that, seemed almost nefarious as they steepled their fingers together, "Oh no, oh no, you are far from done. I have many, many, many things in store for you that-"
- There was a strange sound suddenly, rustling on the other end, which simply ended up sounded like static followed by a loud WHUMPH. The next few seconds were littered with a combination of muffled shouts, what sounded like nails clawing right into the speakers, and then a long pause.
Rustle. "We can call it a day!" a voice wheezed, most likely the school secretary's voice.
A few minutes later, minutes that might have seemed a little too long, the door to the Other Bathroom swung open. Arel took one step in, got as far as ten feet away from the two students in question before gagging and taking several steps back. Far, far in the distance, where the exit was, he heavily covered his face with the length of his scarf and then called out "Did you find it?"
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Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 10:15 pm
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Arel backed away several steps as they got closer, conveniently providing an escape route, if they so chose. "The-" he inhaled, and then gagged, taking the time to wrap his scarf several more times around him. -"The thing I told you to find!"
Unfortunately, he hadn't actually told them to find anything other than clean a toilet.
However, as if in response, something behind the two blorped sadly, as from the walls emerged what looked like half a green blob and the strangest, saddest face.
"Oh no!" The school secretary looked panicked, though he was making no motions to near the bathroom at all, and technically he sounded more panicked than he looked because his face was wrapped up in a scarf, "I think you hurt him! You should apologise to him right now."
Blorp went the blob.
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Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:43 am
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Things went from ridiculous to batshit crazy. Gabby barely reacted when Efflo clung to him, but the blorping sound made him stare for a moment at the goopy elephant in the room. They'd hurt it? They had hurt it? Gabby swiveled back around to the professor, his face a lovely shade of blue from anger.
"Now listen here you.." No, Gabby. That was what got you in this mess, in the first place. Find your zen, Gabby. Find it. Somewhere.
Through gritted teeth, he tried to hold his anger back. "We did not hurt whatever that thing is. We just did the job you asked. No. Demanded. If the goal was to find that.. that." There was no point in trying to describe it. "Then mission accomplished." He grabbed Efflo's hand, and pulled him into the crook of his arm, with no regard to whether they were in front of a professor or not. "Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going to go kill ourselves so we can return without this Jack forsaken smell that is now permanently soaked into my skin."
He took the opening that Arel's moving had given them, and went for it.
Zoobey at least u didnt give them a phone
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Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:31 am
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