[PRP] Shirtless is in(JD/Yuki/Astra)

[poke mattix]

The fae had the distinct look of someone who had no idea what was going on, watching the demon boil take up half the seat. Then ask the obvious question as to why she went out with Yuki. "C-cause he's really nice, and friendly, and nice to me, and likes me!" The warm touch to her arms gave her plenty reassurance of what she had just said.

Then he was talking gibberish. Astra looked at Yuki for answers, the ghost quite flustered by the proposal.

"Whats a 'threesie'? Is it three eye scream cones?" She would like more eye scream...  

[Ravvlet]

JD grinned, and continued to ignore the ghost boil, who was clearly a card carrying member of the Fun Police. "Nah, ghoulie, it's like one ice cream cone, an' both of us," he gestured to himself and Yuki - "start eatin' it at both ends."

He paused, for effect.

"You're the ice cream cone," he added lasciviously.  

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"I'm...the eye scream cone...."

Astra didn't know if she fully understood it, but the mental images were enough to make her face grow a few shades redder and grab her hat to pull it further over her head as a makeshift sanctuary against the attack on her innocence.

Yuki wasn't offering any support either, unable to even speak, so she just stood behind him.  

[Ravvlet]

JD slid off the bench and into an upright position sinuously, all the while sporting a s**t-eating grin.

"Yes, yes please kind sir are the words you're lookin' for, dweeb," he commented snidely, flicking his finger under Yuki's chin.

He then turned to Astra. "What's the matter, toots?" He waggled an eyebrow. "Cat got your tongue?"  

[poke mattix]

Astra's face peeked from under her hat, then looked around in mild confusedness.

"No, Deacon isn't around at the moment..."  

[Ravvlet]

 

[poke mattix]

JD was pretty keen on listing the terms and conditions of...whatever actions he wanted her and Yuki to do, and couldn't offer much of input at this point. The only sort of conclusion Astra could come to about this boil was that he might be setting them up for some sort of contract, considering he was so specific about it. She may not be the regal kind of demon that most would inspect, but she HAD been warned about agreeing to any sort of terms with others.

It was a good thing Yuki was moving away, because Astra was also trying to tug him away as well, her hat pushed back on her head. "Don't shake his hand!" She whispered into his ear, pondering if Yuki would tell her anything more about what he was offering later.  

[Ravvlet]

"C'mon, guy, haven't you ever heard boils just wanna have fun?" He winked lecherously, and then gestured to the ghoul behind him.

"Yo. Gal pal. The pants please. And shirt. They're probably worth more than -" he winced, and made a gesture that sort of incorporated the entirety of both of them - "whatever is happening here." She'd probably left them where he'd offered them on the bench, but - he wasn't about to just turn around and get them himself.

As he waited for the return of his glorious ensemble, he crossed his arms and sighed dramatically. "Don't you know, you're like, wasting your youth? Rock ballads aren't written about ghouls who play it safe and eat eye scream on a sunny day and have average boring loser boilfriends." He waggled his eyebrows. "You should be like, exploring your identity and all that jazz. Reaching out. Taking chances."

"As for you, Six-Feet-Under," the demon added, turning abruptly back to Yuki, "you should be considering yourself highly fortunate that I am even talking to you."  

[Nio Love]

"Oh, my b." JD took a minute to walk around each of them slowly, surveying their body with a professional eye. He hemmed, and hawwed, until he nodded sagely and came to a very important decision.

"Right, so her name is 'Up First', and your name is 'Sloppy Seconds.' Okay, now that you guys know the order, give me a minute to call a camera crew in. You guys are going to be Bootube stars."

He was already texting. "You can thank me later."

hitsuzen

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[poke mattix]

Astra wasn't in the mood to be fetching his clothes either, so when the command was given she just poked her tongue out. "Yeah, get them yourself!" She repeated after Yuki, not liking the contentious remarks being made about herself and Yuki.

"Besides! Yuki already helps me explore my identity!" She may or may not have realized what she was insulating here. "He takes me on dates and stuff!" Sorta. Kinda. Sometimes maybe.

The fae began to frown when the ghost mentioned punching him in the face, and while she was all for him defending her and being all noble and stuff, she wasn't exactly..sure he was up to fighting the insistent rock star. Perhaps she'd have to step in herself, just to make sure he didn't get hurt.

Then she blanched at her new nickname, and the fact he was apparently calling in a camera crew. "W-what am I going to be on bootube for?!"

She was pretty sure fists would be flying soon.