[PRP] Enemy At Your Back [Jack/Peyton]

[lizbot]

The bobbing figure enters and exits many doors, at times it can be heard muttering irritably to itself.

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Roll 1d10

1: You step through a door and fall and fall and fall until you hit deep water. There's another door at one end, and you must swim 20 meters to reach reach it. Roll 1d8's, the number rolled corresponds with how many meters you manage to swim. Rolling a 1 means you've been eaten by a fish and need to quote lizbot.
2: You step through a door into a room made of fresh baked cookies. In one corner, a large, blue fuzzy minipet is licking a wall.
3: You step out onto a rainbow road that twists, turns, and spirals into darkness. Two tiny plastic children's cars sit waiting nearby.
4: You enter a plain looking room, as you cross it, ink begins to slide down the walls. By the time you reach the other end, the entire room is a slick, shining black.
5: You step into a hot steam-filled room, it doesn't clear until you reach the other door, where you realize you're now naked. Stepping into the next room, you find it to be full of costumes from video games.
6: A strangely large room, the shaped structure of the other rooms is not found here, instead it appears to be an actual cave. In the distance you notice a throne sitting upon a dais, closer inspection reveals that it's made of bones. You feel drawn to sit on it with a growing need that becomes a compulsion. As you see yourself, a dark whisper touches your mind, silencing your weapon. You find yourself triumphant on top of a writhing sea of dying mortal bodies. Moments later you find yourself outside the room. You do not remember what was inside it. For a week, you have strange nightmares that you cannot recall.
7: You enter a room filled with giant plant life. There's several unusual plants to sample, but all of them have 30hp and 8 auto-damage!

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Eyeberry Bush Reference.
They would have the same texture as blueberries.

Scarrots Reference.
Oh, you know.

Vilematos Reference.
Yep! Wet and juicy on the inside, with seeds. Is it a fruit, or is it a vegetable?!

Slaughtermelon Reference.
Goopy in the middle, same color as the glow in the reference. They also have seeds. Also, they bite, hard.

Scrapple Reference
A mean little thing. They'd be similar to their human-world counterpart.

Skull Cabbage Reference.
Be careful, it might bite you.

((blessed be the pinchmonster))

8: You enter a room made of ice, with tiny fat penguins wobbling across. Midway through crossing, the ice begins to break up, revealing the chilling water below. Hope from ice floe to ice floe to reach safety! Roll 1 d4! Each time you roll 3-4 you successfully make the jump! Failures cost 5hp! Make four successful jumps to reach the door.
9: It's a closet with clear evidence that it had been recently used for hot makeouts.
10: You have cornered the little white blob of a creature (quote lizbot)

beejoux

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[medigel]

Quote:

9: It's a closet with clear evidence that it had been recently used for hot makeouts.

Jack paused as Peyton took the lead, happy for her to be the canary sent out into the mineshaft in case that fog was poisonous. He remained just before the threshold of the door, squinting. "Nope," he said helpfully, turning to try a different door instead. If she had better luck, he assumed she'd holler. "Trying a different one."

He half expected the Scooby Doo gang to do one of their gag chase bits with all of these doors around.

The one he tried led to a seemingly unremarkable closet. Upon closer inspection, however, Jack noticed the disheveled products and a scent he could only describe as Teen Spirit, squinted further, and realized that it was the perfect size for secretive making out: narrow, uncomfortable, and half-emptied from the frantic scramble to get some. Dear god, why would that appear to him when he was with Peyton? (Although now that he knew it existed, he kept it for future reference.)

"Found the Seven Minutes in Heaven door," he announced boredly.

Beejoux

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[medigel]

Jack stared her down as she approached in what he could only describe as the minimal excuse for clothing. There was a whole lot of judgment of various kinds going on in that stare before his face wrinkled into a sneer. "You've got to be ******** kidding me." Good thing he didn't go in that room.

There wasn't much left to say beyond that, though even if there was he would have been distracted from adding them in. The plants captivated the Lifer's attention almost immediately, as they were his first encounter with things that weren't naturally sentient like students, nor quite like minipets--something more feral. "Excellent," he said, the first word that didn't sound like it was dripping with sarcasm since this whole endeavor began.

Summoning his weapon, Jack stepped in and attempted to distract the nearest one, a rather jagged mawed watermelon, with a few swipes; he was being delicate for now, trying not to accidentally squash them incase these things were delicate. "You've got a fish on your back," he said offhandedly, only now decidding to comment on the tattoo he had seen previously. "What, run out of ideas at the studio?"

hp: 50
defending peyton for: 2
charge:

Beejoux

 

[medigel]

"I like steaks, but they're not tattoo worthy either," Jack scoffed regardless. "How about you find a way to stop being a goddamn whore instead? Seriously, five minutes in and you're down to basically underwear." His eyes glinted as he fended off the next lunge from the mutated watermelon with better luck. "I know you're hung up about that other world, and I'm terribly flattered that you were that eager to strip, but it's an unneccessary distraction."

hp: 50
defending peyton for: 4
charge: 1/3

Beejoux

 

[medigel]

He gave her a passing look, eyes half-lidded with how unimpressed he was. "You want to knock my skill at defense when you can barely take out a plant. Really, Creedy, this is all levels of sad I can't put to words. But unlike you, I have the brain power to multitask."

Which he proved by swatting one away for the most part, though those vines were tricky things. Owain cooed like a fanboy in his head at the things.

"Of course, if a few vegetables are too much for you, retreat is always an option."

hp: 50
defending peyton for: 6
charge: 2/3

Beejoux

 

[medigel]

"Much better than I like the sound of yours," he said cooly. Jack stabbed at the slaughtermelon as it leaped, but it sadly didn't cut in half like it would have in the movies and went to chomp on the Sun.

hp: 50
defending peyton for: 4
charge: 3/3
veggie hp: 18

Beejoux

 

[medigel]

And the silence was golden. His defense, however, was getting a little lazier now that the vegetable was starting to get cowed. But then, Peyton could surely handle it in this state, no?

hp: 50
defending peyton for: 3
charge: 3/3
veggie hp: 9

Beejoux

 

[medigel]

He replied with a slight frown, as if not at all sure why she would be throwing him such a look. See, even his defense was getting better. Slightly.

hp: 50
defending peyton for: 3
charge: 3/3
veggie hp: 5

Beejoux