... Oh.
Lou grew quiet, his brow furrowing in thought as he attempted to process what really should've been shaking news. "Huh."' Was all he could say at first.
"... I wonder what kind of weapon I'd be." The vampire's eyes narrowed as his mind skimmed through all the possibilities.
Then it came to him.
Releasing her hands and gently returning them to her, Lou took in a deep breath. "I know what I'd be."
Then he suddenly stood with fists on his hips, chest puffed out like a rooster. "I'd be... A THICK, GIANT ROD!"
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