Tinley's Jokes and Puns (Join In On The Fun!)

[Paladin Magnus Dawnguard]

Ok... I have a few puns! biggrin I used to drive everyone nuts with my dumb jokes.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10. What happened to 9?
7 ate 9 (get it????? sweatdrop I'm so sorry).

I'm sorry but I mustache you a question.

Superman fought (inset person), and the loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.

What's up?
The sky.

California had to ask something but then decided to say Alaska later.  

[Blind Blindness]

Queen Spazzy

I have more lame game humor to share.
I spend too much time thinking of puns...
What do you call a pikachu when it's spying on you?
Peek-at-you.
What do you call a pikachu when it sneezes?
Pik-ACHOO!
(My beau may have cringed a little at these, but let it be noted that he still laughed anyway.)

Lol corny. I like it. You know that's me. Although...the sneeze one I think has been demonstrated throughout the series, so it actually makes sense haha  

[Blind Blindness]

Queen Spazzy

Paladin Magnus Dawnguard

Ok... I have a few puns! biggrin I used to drive everyone nuts with my dumb jokes.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10. What happened to 9?
7 ate 9 (get it????? sweatdrop I'm so sorry).

I'm sorry but I mustache you a question.

Superman fought (inset person), and the loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.

What's up?
The sky.

California had to ask something but then decided to say Alaska later.

PUUUUUUNS. I LOVE PUNS.
I know a variation on that first one!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
I used to use the what's up answer all the time. >>;
'cept some days I'd change it up and move myself sideways and be like "That tree out the window."
Or be like "The floor. We're defying gravity. Amazing, right?"
Some people avoided asking me that question after a while. >>;

That was my go-to when I didn't know what I wanted to say, so as to avoid the awkwardness, I'd be like, "The sky!" or "The ceiling!" But...it ended up killing any conversation anyway xd  

[silver dew]

my farts come out like whispers  

[Blind Blindness]

silver dew

my farts come out like whispers

That means you have self-control xd

Or really mellow farts...