Announcing Money In The Bank (OPEN) [Octane #15]

[Projectbloody]

“You have something,” Kodiak takes a step away from the hurling Miss Emiko and makes motion of a circle around his face with one of his hand, “Everywhere”

He watches Harli and White Tiger getting into a little tussle with a disappointed frown. Harli has a historically short fuse but, that was short even for him. Holly gave Harli a warning but, he didn’t pay her any attention and got the ban hammer slammed on him. Suspended after tonight, but it’s more surprising he was out here even after what he did earlier tonight.

Gordert was more curious about the two siblings than anyone else in the ring currently. It was Luca and Raz, right? He will figure that out later but, there is more important things currently happening right now. Like how Holly is going pick the wrestlers for the four places. Currently in the ring Kody, White Tiger, Fox, Miss E, Luca, and Raz.

 

[Mister Mirage]

“Woooah!” The siblings watched in horror as Miss Emiko lost her breakfast, lunch, dinner, and about a bottle of vanilla vodka in an Exorcist style vomit spree. “Didn’t see that coming! So uhhh… about those Money in the bank spots. Clearly there’s a few more openings now!”

 

[Cartwright]

Holly regains her composure after dealing with Harli.

Holly: "Sorry about that everyone. Now it looks to me like we have four spots filled, we just need to decide who has two spots out of four people."

Holly turns to Miss E, Fox Guy, Luca and Raz.

Holly: "Miss E and Fox Guy, you two need to decide between yourselves who is having a spot."

Holly then turns to Luca and Raz.

Holly: "The same goes to you two and if you all can't come to a decision right now, I will make it for you!"

 

[MrWeirdFox]

Tilting his head, Fox Guy pointed down at Miss Emiko, who was now just spitting the yuck out of her mouth.
Giving that motion a moment of a few seconds to get that message across, he stepped forward and bent down.
And took a gripping handful of Emiko's hair! He proceed to drag her to the ropes and exit first to pull her the rest of the way out!

"NYAAAHH!!"
Eye's shut tight from the ripping pain all across her skull, she reached up, trying to get the hand off!
Miss E kicked out blindly for no good reason and only intensifyied the agony of it!

 

[MrWeirdFox]

Fox Guy couldn't get Emiko outside!
She hugged the bottom rope with all her might!
"NOOOO!! I WANNA BANK! BANK! BANK! BANK! BANK!"

Giving the hair freedom, Fox Guy started to pry at her arms.
Shaking his head in annoyance, as he actually made some progress..
Then it happened! An uppercut sent Fox Guy reeling back in a stagger!

Getting back in the ring, she stood up, stumbled and fell to her knees!
Too drunk to even walk! Emiko crawled toward the other side of the ring on all fours!
Fox Guy becoming visibly worked up, fists clenched, he rolled back in after her!

Miss E getting to Raz, she started to climb up his leg!
Looking up at Raz with glazed eyes, she tilted her head in confusion..
Her face blank with no expression.. "Who?"

It seems Miss Emiko is a handful of a drunk.

 

[Mister Mirage]

"Ummm.. rock, paper, scissors?"
"No, everyone knows rock always wins! How about a b***h slapping contest?"
"What?! No! Roshambo?"


The siblings were stuck in quite the pickle and the bickering could hardly be halted! The High Octane looked down at Miss Emiko who was now wrapped around his leg. "What the hell lady?! I don't need no five dollah, sucky sucky! Come on, get offah me!"

Just then, the Untamed Lion appeared over the titantron. Cyrus held up a glass of scotch as he watched the series of events over a monitor. "Holly, get the ring in order! You've got Mexican Tiger Hat fighting with Australian Count Chocula, Miss Emiko puking her guts out all over the good canvas, and can't settle a simple sibling dispute yourself. A little professionalism, please!" He took a sip, rolling the scotch on his tongue as he briefly contemplated. "This year's Money in the Bank match determines who will have a shot at the sole WWF championship, at any point in time, making this the most important event at Wrestlemania. That being said, I have decided that Raz will be taking the fourth spot in the match." Cyrus gives the audience a soft smile as he raised his glass out towards the camera. "Ladies and gentlemen, until later this evening." With that the screen cut out.

 

[Cartwright]

Holly hopes that Cartwright doesn't notice that Cyrus has found his whisky cabinet.

Holly: "There we have it. Kody Gordert, White Tiger, Miss Emiko and...not Raz. Raz is still fired by WWFG but Luca Leone is still employed! You are all on your way to Wrestlemania!"

The crowd cheers as the Money In The Bank Match is now official.

Holly: "On the next Octane, the final Octane before Wrestlemania, we are going to see two matches. We will see Kody Gordert vs Luca Leone and White Tiger vs Miss Emiko! The winners of their matches will receive a perk that will help them at Wrestlemania. Good luck!"

JR: "A perk?! I wonder what that will be!"

King: "Isn't Holly great?! Cartwright should stay in a coma if it means we get more of Holly!"

JR: "What a terrible thing to say!"