[Drako and Snypa Rifle] vs Theta and Pineapple

[Cartwright]

Theta was too eager to pull the trigger on his Street Fighter style knee, allowing Drako to take advantage and launch him over head with a German Suplex!

Theta lands on his back, arching his back in pain before he rolls towards Pineapple for a tag!

Pineapple slowly enters the ring and begins to put his hands in his pockets in a dramatic fashion.

 

[Drako Damone]

Drako springs back to his feet and watches as Theta tags in Pineapple. what the hell kind of name is Pineapple anyway? Did this idiot just put his hands in his pockets. Drako glances back at Snypa.

"The hell is this? Did he just...."

Drako walks up to Pineapple and attempts to simply shove him by the head with one hand  

[Cartwright]

The crowd ooos as Drako paintbrushes Pineapple, the disrespect!

Pineapple remains stoic, ensuring to keep his hands in his pockets.

Pineapple retaliates with a fierce comeback.

Pineapple lightly taps Drako's calfs with slow kicks, the crowd groaning with each 'strike'.

 

[Drako Damone]

well, this is a thing that's happening. Drako pushes his hair back from his face with his left hand....only because he wants to see clearly when he balls up his right and attempts to punch Pineapple in the face  

[Cartwright]

Pineapple shuffles forward, about to unleash the final deadly kick, but a strike to the face drops Pineapple where he stands!

 

[Drako Damone]

now that he's been thoroughly insulted, Drako reaches down to pull Pineapple back up to attempt to run him towards a neutral corner and slam his head against the turnbuckle. He'll teach the idiot not to put his hands in his pockets today damn it  

[Cartwright]

Pineapple would have loved to protect his head right now, but it appears his hands are actually stuck inside his jeans and is forced to take the full brunt of the turnbuckle head-first!

 

[Drako Damone]

Drako is far from done with this poor stupid little man, as he would attempt to lean Pineapple against the buckle, facing him of course, so that he can see this mudhole he's about to stomp in his a**. Speaking of which, he would start with the kicks to the midsection to get him down to stomp the hell out of him in the corner  

[Cartwright]

As Pineapple is turned around, he struggles with his pockets, as he knows something bad is coming.

But the stomps come to soon and he has no way of protecting his midsection as Drako stomps away until Pineapple is left seated!

 

[Drako Damone]

Drako is forced to stop stomping Pineapple because of the referee intervening with a five count. So he stops at four as the crowd is cheering him on, then comes back and attempts to deliver some more stomps just to drive the point home  

[Cartwright]

Theta starts to get upset seeing his brother being treated so meanly.

As Drako comes back for more stomping good times, Theta struts towards Drako on the apron, threatening a right hand!

 

[Drako Damone]

Drako was having fun with those stomps, and as Theta calls himself threatening the champ, the Soaring Dragon decides to let him know that he thinks he's number one.....with his middle finger  

[Cartwright]

Theta's mouth drops open in shock that somebody could disrespect his artistic self so much.

Theta starts demanding that Pineapple tag him back in!

Pineapple crawls on his elbows and knees towards Theta for the ice cold tag...but his hands are still stuck!!!

 

[Drako Damone]

"Good job, dumbass."

Drako reaches down to pull Pineapple back to the center of the ring by his legs, not to do anything nice though. He fully intends to his a double leg drop to the abdomen  

[Cartwright]

Pineapple struggles and struggles....his hands finally come free!

Just in time to take the full force of Drako's legs crushing his abdomen!

Pineapple is left sitting up, coughing and wheezing as all the air left his body!