Weirdest/most random thing youve heard

[Leo Lionheart333]

i found jeff donhaham to be funny.......but i like a lot of comics  

[kivaki]

Mitch Hedberg is the funniest s**t, RIP. Eddie Murphy, that Tater Salad guy, Robin Williams (Live on Broadway).

"Can my avatar be a goth kid lit on fire?"

"Wake up in the morning, have a cigarette, kill a chicken, you know. The usual."

"I was at a casino, standing in the doorway and a security guard comes up to me and says, "You're blocking the fire escape." Like if there's a fire, I am not going to run. Anything with legs that is flammable does not want to be in a burning building."  

[Vydris Sedillur]

Its funny, but random...its meaningless, but when you think about it, it makes perfect sense.

I'M TALKING ABOUT hilarious FFI&II Comic WOOT  

[Vydris Sedillur]

To read the comic, on the page that comes up, click "Archives" at the top, and click the comic at the top of the list. For those of you who are challenged, click "Next Episode>" or whatever the hell it says to flip to the next page. ITS HILARIOUS. READ IT.  

[Vydris Sedillur]

Oh, and also, they make new episodes every few days, so once you've read all 1,008 (I think thats how many there are right now), check back every few days. The url is http://www.nuklearpower.com  

[LadyJ86]

My friend has taken to saying "What the french, Toast?!". xd  

[Dark Kee]

The most random thing? I dont Know? All I know Is that Zefie is cute! Kawaii!  

[Seisoku Yami]

People find this reallt stupid, but I like it cuz I came up with it. It's not funny, but it is weird.
"Chocobos are like cheese.....feathery cheese...."