Things You've Never Hear From KH Characters.

[Lady Zelda Dragoness]

Sora:....Did you do crack before the game?
Xemnas: No.
Sora: During the game?
Xemnas: No...
Sora: AFTER the game?
Xemnas: NO...
Sora: When?
Xemnas: NEVER!
Sora: What?
Xemnas: I'VE NEVER DONE CRACK! scream
Sora:...Are you sure?
Xemnas: Yes...
Sora: Are you lying?
Xemnas: NO. stressed
Sora:See how angry you are?
Xemnas: Yes...
Sora: IT'S THE CRACK! whee  

[Lady Zelda Dragoness]

*A new version of some old joke,featuring Axel Namine and Roxas!*

Namine: But I can't pay the rent! gonk
Axel: But you MUST pay the rent!
Namine: But I can't pay the rest!!
Axel: But you MUST pay the rent!
Roxas: I'll pay the rent! blaugh
Namine: My hero!!
Roxas: Sorry,I'm gay. talk2hand
Axel: WHOOPIE!! whee  

[Shadiko]

Maruixila: Good news guys. IM NOT GAY!


(GHA CANT GET NAME RIGHT!)  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Xemnas:*wearing Darth Vader's clothes* Sora....... Riku...... I'm your father.  

[Shadiko]

Sora: Riku! GRAB MY BUTT AGAIN!

Riku: But i cant see your butt!  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Axel:*sitting in a room fulled of men in a circular form* Hello, my name is Axel and I'm a *****. Got it memorized?  

[Insomnia.c]

Sora:*sees a red trinity marker(trinity smash)"Let's go guys"*Donald runs into wall, then Sora, then*
Sora: eek "WTF!!! Goofy what the hell was that!"
Goofy:"Heyuck...um sorry i got excited"  

[heanhej]

HAH xD I love it!
But Axel is gay really O.o i bet he is and i think that's really kawaii>Im trying to think of something...hmm X.x'

Roxas: No one will ever miss me anyway...
Axel: That's not true...I would crying
Roxas: >_> Your gay or what?
Axel: YES!!! LOVE MEEEEE
Roxas: -Walks slowly backwards-
Axel: -Runs after Roxas to rape him-
Roxas: OMG THE POWER OF THE KEYBLADE OF PLEASURE X__X''''''''''''



This just randomly popped out xD  

[heanhej]

Sephiroth: Show me your strengh!
-Two secs later-
Sephiroth: Stop that is enough!


This is kinda hard to understand but my friend saw me beat Sephiroth and he tought about i did it so fast so it would be like-
Sephiroth: Show me your strengh that is enough
i know i know not so funny but we tought it were xd  

[heanhej]

-Sephiroth is going to the men's room-
Sephiroth: -Hears a girly laughter from one of the toilets- -Opens up-
O______o'''''''''''''
Cloud:....=_= Not-A-Word about it =_= or i will omnislash you for the second time!



-Ahem-
Just to tell >Cloud only used Omnislash ONCE and that is to beat Sephiroth in the game!
In Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children it is not Omnislash he is using even tought it looks like it but a normal omnislash wouldn't be done by more than one sword >

[Jisen Meizuki]

Xaldin: Dammit! I didn't got the role to play Wicked Witch of the West for Wizard of Oz!!

Everyone should know that sometimes Xaldin rides on his lances.  

[Lady Zelda Dragoness]

Roxas: Go ride your skateboard,emo kid.

*Inside joke. X3*  

[Keyblade Ninja]

heanhej

HAH xD I love it!
But Axel is gay really O.o i bet he is and i think that's really kawaii>Im trying to think of something...hmm X.x'

Roxas: No one will ever miss me anyway...
Axel: That's not true...I would crying
Roxas: >_> Your gay or what?
Axel: YES!!! LOVE MEEEEE
Roxas: -Walks slowly backwards-
Axel: -Runs after Roxas to rape him-
Roxas: OMG THE POWER OF THE KEYBLADE OF PLEASURE X__X''''''''''''



This just randomly popped out xD

that reminds me of this comic i saw on deviantart:

axel; walking along
roxas; walks past axel
a voice from axel but is not axel: i love you roxas
roxas: what the hell was that?
axel: hips don't lie
roxas: blush.. hhehehe... wtf?

xD that song was always stuck in my head *shoots shakira*  

[Keyblade Ninja]

taichi: stop copying meh, sora D;

it always bothers me that taichi from the very first digimon looked alot like sora xD  

[heanhej]

Shakira sucks generally xD

Gah i barely see new replys...very rare since i joined T.T!