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 Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:53 am
If you play The Simpson's theme song on the ocarina, Homer will pop out and let you jump on his belly to get to higher places. blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:09 pm
[Andrew] Probably one of the most obvious... The Water Temple is the most annoying dungeon in every Zelda game. (Or at least in Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess; the only Zelda games I have). yea it is
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:29 pm
Giant daggers break easy.
Gorons make even worse stalkers.
The princess can give you the most powerful enchantment for arrows, but can't save herself from 1 hit ko monsters.
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:52 am
xDorminx So yeah, just share some lessons you come up with or found pertaining to the Zelda universe! 3nodding -It's perfectly normal to wander into a stranger's house and take any rupees laying around, smash their jars, open chests, etc. -People don't pay you to mow their lawn, the lawn does. ("Yeah, just a little off the top please!") domokun
Unless you are in Wind Waker, and you go to the auction house during the day and smash a willow pattern china vase... that guy freaks on you *lolling*
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:57 am
Majora's mask is the hardest zelda game ever!
oh, and what else? In real life, chickens can barely fly... But in OoT, if you grab onto a Cucco, and jump off a ledge, it will fly, and carry you, too!
Lemme tell ya, doesn't work in the real world sad
Oh, and sometimes people can be so bad that they turn into spiders.
Who needs the horse whisperer, when you have an ocarina!!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:20 pm
Chickens can't fly? sad
But Majora's mask is nothing compared to Link's Adventure.
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:25 am
Don't sumo wrestle with gorons if you don't wear iron boots. blaugh (TP)
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:44 pm
Wearing masks gives you superpowers domokun
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:40 am
when you are on a horse, you cant die
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:04 pm
i learned that faries aren't magical . . . . . . . they're annoying,
*im playin zelda*
. . . . . . . . . . . .
NAVI : listen!
ME : to bad im playin . . .
NAVI : listen!!
ME : too bad!
NAVI : LISTEN!!!!!!!!
ME : SHUT THE FREAK UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:46 pm
Great Fairies are almost nude.
Having fairies in jars can revive you when your hearts run out.
You can't teleport with a real ocarina nor call horses with it either, but it attracts cats and people telling you to turn it off(?).
Gravity is ackward, you can carry Iron Boots and don't sink but when you put them on you go under.
At some parts of TP, Minda is almost as annoying as Navi.
PH reference, would you trust following a fairy, especially when the fairy can lead you to your doom.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:04 pm
Old people love to share their wisdom, whether or not you care.
(Hey, that one actually applies to real life.)
Rolling is always faster than walking.
Just because operating a crane is simple one time doesn't mean it will be in the next game.
Chickens can carry a Hylian's weight. We haven't tested this with Gorons.
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:12 pm
I've learned that chickens are very evil and attack you if you hit them three times...Also, that fairies are the most annoying things on the planet.
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:30 am
IF planted in the right kind of soil, Magic Beans can grown into a great source of transportation!!! blaugh
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:37 pm
If you are rich, you are untouchable. (magic Armor)
Ganon's one true weakness is a little kid with a sword he shouldn't even be able to swing.
When in doubt, throw a bomb at it.
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