Wish Master Game

[Norayr]

Granted. Except for me! brouhaha.  

[Norayr]

Whoever deletes their post the other will stand

Minty:
Granted, but it's gonna be me.

Magy:
Granted, but then you get more troubles and homework!

Wish:
I wish I smelled like poop.  

[KodaijinYurei]

granted, you are rolled away by dung beetles
I wish I could speak with stars  

[MintyPancakes]

The stars would burn your eyes

I wish there were zombies

 

[Norayr]

KodaijinYurei

granted, you are rolled away by dung beetles
I wish I could speak with stars

Hey, the wish result was supposed to be something bad.
I wanted something bad so the result had to be good!
xp  

[KodaijinYurei]

Granted, you are eaten alive
I wish I was a mouse  

[Tanksi]

As you wish...But as a mouse you're eaten by a cat.

I wish the president was the monkey he looks like.  

[Silicon-14]

Granted, good thing laws are enforced so you can have freedom of speech.

I wish this world was free of crimes.  

[Norayr]

Granted, but there will no longer be a world.

Wish, I wish the world existed again.  

[Tanksi]

Granted, but now gorillas are the leading race and we're their 'monkey's

I wish babies never cried.  

[KodaijinYurei]

Granted, but they scream more and higher now
I wish I could swim down to the ocean floor  

[Azure Verite]

Granted, but you still can't breathe underwater, and your corpse shall bring sharks to eat you.

I wish I could manipulate the elements.

 

[Scelero]

Granted, but the sudden fluctuations of the climate plunge the world from global warming to an ice age and back, killing off all life.

I wish I had a time machine.

 

[Tanksi]

As you wish, but it can only go forward in time by 1 milion years at any given point in history.

I wish I had a pony.