The Riddle Game

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A Quarter  

[l Puffy l]

What do the dead eat, that the living would die if they ate it?  

[Sagebomb]

preserving fluids XD  

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A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

this one is weird does any1 just wanna know the answer?  

[MintyPancakes]

Husband was the name of her purse ?

 

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MintyPancakes

Husband was the name of her purse ?

no she was a photographer and "shot" a pic of him and hung it out to dry and stuff like that xp  

[XxSilent_ReveriexX]

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MintyPancakes

Husband was the name of her purse ?

no she was a photographer and "shot" a pic of him and hung it out to dry and stuff like that xp

Oh. Wow, that's clever. XP  

[rammstein rocker]

you have two buckets of water one holds 5 gallons the other holds four you want exactly 4 gallons in the bucket there are no measuring devices you have an unlimited supply of water and no other tools  

[Limca]

Frazzled Panda

What do the dead eat, that the living would die if they ate it?

Nothing.

A king is getting old and must will his fortune to one of his two sons. He makes a proposition. His two sons will ride their horses in a race, and whichever horse crosses the finish line last will win the fortune for its owner. During the race, the two brothers wander aimlessly for days, neither willing to cross the finish line. In desperation, they ask a wise man for advice. He tells them something; then the brothers leap onto the horses and charge toward the finish line. What did the wise man say?  

[Maniacal Puppy Bits]

Limca

A king is getting old and must will his fortune to one of his two sons. He makes a proposition. His two sons will ride their horses in a race, and whichever horse crosses the finish line last will win the fortune for its owner. During the race, the two brothers wander aimlessly for days, neither willing to cross the finish line. In desperation, they ask a wise man for advice. He tells them something; then the brothers leap onto the horses and charge toward the finish line. What did the wise man say?

He told them to jump on to the opposite brother's horse, because the last horse's OWNER gets the fortune.  

[Spooky Soubi]

Alright this one is called "Five of a Kind"

The first is needed to make quotes you see,
And it often sticks up when it's time for noon tea.

The second's biggest distinction is found
Bearing the symbol of love that is bound.

The third should be biggest but that can depend,
Never standing alone or it may offend.

The fourth is often used when making a selection
Or if you should need a gun for protection.

The fifth is the fattest and oddest by far,
And can sometimes be found in a wrestling war.

What are they?  

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[.Masochistic_Soubi.]

Alright this one is called "Five of a Kind"

The first is needed to make quotes you see,
And it often sticks up when it's time for noon tea.

The second's biggest distinction is found
Bearing the symbol of love that is bound.

The third should be biggest but that can depend,
Never standing alone or it may offend.

The fourth is often used when making a selection
Or if you should need a gun for protection.

The fifth is the fattest and oddest by far,
And can sometimes be found in a wrestling war.

What are they?

Fingers! Yay!  

[Spooky Soubi]

Oh very good. xD Harder one this time.

"All That Glitters"
If you like pretty gems that sparkle and shine,
I invite you to dig in my virtual mine.
My first is purple, fit for a king,
My second is green where Dorothy did her thing.
My third is red, July's birthstone as well,
My fourth is seen in strings and is found inside a shell.
My fifth is hard, pure Carbon and expensive to buy,
My sixth is Crocidolite, striped like the big cat's eye.
Seventh is two words, a man-made fake of April's stone,
Eighth is very dark and found at Lightning Ridge alone.
Now take from each gem, one letter in its turn,
And you will find the stuff for which even the gods yearn.  

[rammstein rocker]

anyone got an answer to mine?  

[MugenToguro]

[.Masochistic_Soubi.]

Oh very good. xD Harder one this time.

"All That Glitters"
If you like pretty gems that sparkle and shine,
I invite you to dig in my virtual mine.
My first is purple, fit for a king,
My second is green where Dorothy did her thing.
My third is red, July's birthstone as well,
My fourth is seen in strings and is found inside a shell.
My fifth is hard, pure Carbon and expensive to buy,
My sixth is Crocidolite, striped like the big cat's eye.
Seventh is two words, a man-made fake of April's stone,
Eighth is very dark and found at Lightning Ridge alone.
Now take from each gem, one letter in its turn,
And you will find the stuff for which even the gods yearn.

Allright I think I have all the names right, but I'm having difficulty putting the letters together.