I am not allowed to.......

[Sergeant CJ]

I am not allowed to give xigbar a 2nd eye patch
I am not allowed to tell Demyx he should create a band
i am not allowed to gamble with Luxord  

[Jisen Meizuki]

71.) I'm not allowed to ask Xigbar and Saix where did they get their scars.
72.) I'm not allowed to ask Xigbar why he's wearing an eyepatch.
73.) I"m not allowed to ask the Organization are they wearing clothes underneath.  

[Akira Shinji]

I'm not allowed to use the Keyblade for my own purposes (cough breaking and entering cough).  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

~I'm not allowed to eat Zexions muffins... aparently he loves muffins stare
~I'm not allowed to ask why Larxene has a "period" even though she's a nobody, enabling her from having kids... most likely...
~I'm not allowed to steal Cloud's sword to practice with it... I want a Buster Sword! crying !  

[Sergeant CJ]

I am not allowed to film Roxas and Axels secreat yaoi sessions  

[WiIIy Wonka]

55.) I'm not allowed to call Xemnas a zebra because of his boss form.
56.) I'm not allowed to call Cloud "Chocobo Head".

xd nice one...  

[Jisen Meizuki]

74.) I'm not allowed to cast the Organization in a play called "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."
75.) I'm not allowed to play the little ball from the Moogle head.  

[Alixraen]

I'm not allowed to organize an Organization "Family Fun Night".
I'm not allowed to steal Marluxia's shampoo.
I'm not allowed to steal Xemnas', Lexaeus', Axel's, or Roxas' hair gel.
I'm not allowed to sumbit Axel to the insane aslyum.
I'm not allowed to ask Xemnas to allow OC's into the Organization.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

76.) I'm not allowed to call the cops on Xemnas for identity theft.
77.) I'm not allowed to call the cops on Axel for arson.
78.) I'm not allowed to call the cops on Xigbar for carrying a gun without a license to carry.
79.) I'm not allowed to call the cops on Luxord for illegal gambling.
80.) I'm not allowed to take Luxord with me to Las Vegas.  

[NaxreXIV]

I'm not allowed to ask Sora if he liked his short-shorts.
I'm not allowed to ask Marluxia or Axel if they feel pretty.
I'm not allowed to play "My Sitar" in Demyx's presence.  

[Chaos Shiranai]

Im not allowed to catch Marluxia's bouquets on fire.
Im not allowed to say that Sora and Riku have "Xemnas".  

[Akira Shinji]

I'm not allowed to get George Lucas to sue Xemnas for weapon-stealing.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

81.) I'm not allowed to neuter the Beast. eek
82.) I'm not allowed to call Larxene the Insect Queen because of her hair.  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

~I'm not allowed to wear one of the Orgs. coats.
~I'm not allowed to go on a date with any of the girls in the cast.
~I'm not allowed to ask why Axel molests children... creepy...  

[Jisen Meizuki]

83.) I'm not allowed to add salt water from ocean, sea, or seawater lakes into the seasalt ice cream batter.