FINISH THE DAMN SENTENCE!!! >:3

[Bubblegum Electric]

You'd be having sex.




I once saw a man who could-  

[JoeBiBi]

kiss his own a**.

If you had 2 penises you would...  

[PartyLOVEdanceHUG]

Do push ups with them,

If cheese was choclate you would  

[JoeBiBi]

hug a cow.

And bingo was his...  

[Itachi Uchiha_Tsukiyomi]

long lost crack head!

If you were a nut job you'd be......  

[Melinda_GhostTalker]

.then the state Mental Hospital would be your home.

I see dead....  

[LoWFaTCReaMPuFF]

crumpled animal crackers

Sexy is the way of....  

[R a w r X K i t t i e]

...the guy next door.

confused

You can rip phonebooks with your...  

[Blazing Arrow]

two front teeth.

Alligators are like..  

[EMU1]

rabid bunnies.

Your toes can..  

[ParanoidBlueGirl]

turn into mobsters by a purple fungus.

Your mom...  

[Blazing Arrow]

can do 100 pullups.

Counting from 1 to 10...  

[EMU1]

... got me a lollipop!

I opened the door...  

[LoWFaTCReaMPuFF]

and join some sexy yaoi smex! ;D

If a person from the same gender kissed you then....  

[R a w r X K i t t i e]

...I'd ask when I got a sex change.


If you woke up as an iPod, you'd...