CLICHE corner

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Who was it....Horus (whats the Go'auld name??): "You dare defy me?!"

O'Neill: I was thinking about it.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

I don't know that one.

"Why does it always have to be a religious thing with you? Maybe they're coming from a swap meet."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

I don't know that one....maybe there aren't that many cliches....shall we just do Jack quotes?  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Anything that's just unmistakably Jack. That's what I'm doing, anyway.

"I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Hammond: You're resigning?! Why??

Jack: So I can do....this.....*sweeps up Sam and kisses her*  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

I did so love that scene. whee

"Bad example."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

I loved that episode!

Umm...."Well, thats a bad plan."  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

"Didn't you hear me? I said Kree!" mrgreen  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

"Magnets!"  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

lol

"Then by all means, to Hell with us."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Jack: Do you read the Bible, Teal'c?
Teal'c: It is a significant part of your Western culture. Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?
Jack: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.

rofl  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

I was contemplating using that one.

"Teal'c, look scary and take point."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

"How is a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ears?"  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Maybourne: Gonna turn me in?
Jack: Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Carter: This is great.
Jack: I told you.
Carter: I can't believe we didn't do this years ago.
Jack: Well, lets not dwell.
Carter:...There are no fish in this pond, are there?
Jack: Nope.

You know, I look really weird sitting in front of the TV with paper and pen, waiting for good quotes to come up.....