Yo Momma Jokes

[Sexclamation]

Yo momma is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

yo momma is so stupid that she kept on staring at the orange juice container because it said "made from concentrate"  

[Sforzando Poco]

this isnt very original but...
yo momma is so fat, even Naruto doesnt believe it!

another-
yo momma so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead just to make up her mind  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

yo momma is so skinny that when she took a shower, that water missed her.  

[Sforzando Poco]

yo momma is so skinny, when she turns sideways, theres nothing there!  

[crazykoreanbunny]

yo mammas so stupid that when she saw a schoolbus full of white kids she thought it was a twinkie  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

yo momma so stupid that when she was about to go to Disneyland, she saw the sign "Disneyland LEFT" so she turned back.  

[ginnchi]

Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!  

[crazykoreanbunny]

Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!

lol  

[crazykoreanbunny]

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

my favs.well most of em  

[Skyva]

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

yo momma so hairy when she was walking around town everyone yelled out "OMG its Chewbacca!"  

[Skyva]

Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

yo momma is so fat that she doesn't eat animal crackers, she eats animals and crackers  

[Skyva]

Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.