•unfortunately , fortunately•

[Avaerie]

Unfortunately, these people took it back and demanded for more anyway.

 

[MissLadyMarmalade]

Fortunately, the other person has a pair and can hold strong to what they want.  

[Shards of Topaz]

Unfortunately, the pair turned out to be a mutant pear out to kill you!  

[alienli]

Fortunately, a giant came and ate the pear.  

[Cret-chan]

Unfortunately, the giant wasn't satisfied with the pear and wanted to eat you...  

[Tri-coloured Tantrum]

Fortunately, the giant only ate your arms and legs.  

[alienli]

Unfortunately, you had a harp to play at a concert, and a marathon after that the next day!

[ did that make any sense? Dx ]  

[InuKiky]

Fortunately, the events were cancelled.  

[Allikat27]

unfortunatly, you got hit by a bus while crossing the street in your new wheelchair. XD!  

[Cold Oktober]

fortunately, you got a settlement of a billion trillion gajillion dollars because you sued the bus company.  

[Octopus Aids]

Unfortunately, the bus company claimed your statement was at false and they did not give you any money for your injuries.  

[NanikaYuki]

Fortunatlly A mad Scientist decided to experiment and give you robotic limbs  

[Sophisticated Simplicity]

Unfortunately, the robotic limbs had a mind of its own and used your body to conquer the human race.  

[Allikat27]

Fortunately, YOU GET TO BE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!  

[Murderous Temptation]

Unfortunately, everyone is now plotting your death.

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